Ranchgirls's definitions

hersuasive

When a female uses her sexual prowess to allign you into agreement with her in the hopes that it well help you sleep with her.

Well he didn't want to vote republican but his girl was very hersuasive in gettting him to actually do it.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2022

Tunaroll

The act of performing oral sex on a female who is temporarily or permanently bound to a wheelchair.

I gave that handicapped chick a tunaroll last night and when I looked up I thought she had died but it turns out she was just sleeping.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

grandmas gumbo

A term used to describe the vagina of an extremely promiscuous older woman.

I must say that your grandmas gumbo is the spiciest I've ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Zeke Kyle

The codename used to denote loyalty and honor.

My name is not Robert Paulson it is Zeke Kyle.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

G Rape Soda

The codename for any drink containing the date rape drug known as ghb in it.

Yeah bro, she was thirsty and downed that entire G rape soda in 2 gulps, she'll be primed in no time.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Bohemian Bachelor

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.

I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Wompchomp

The act of flopping your flaccid dick out and having a broad devour it from soft to hard.

It's payday baby so as soon as I get home im gonna sit on the couch and you're gonna wompchomp.

by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020