thrombz

That feeling you get when you really have to poop but are forced to hold it but it keeps building to the point where when it finally explodes out of you and then theres blood on the toilet paper when you go to wipe.

Theres shit and blood in the kitchen sink because I had a bad case of the thrombz.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022

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Tuna Dandruff

The dried up cum flakes left on the outside of the vagina after a gangbang.

Honey would you please scratch off that tuna dandruff before I go for a round?

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

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Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020

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Secret Sad Boy

The act of using your own tears as lube while jerking off to pictures of girls who turned you down.

Yeah he spends alot of his time in his room being a secret sad boy.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020

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Shelixery

When two or more females engage in recreational lesbian activities which are motivated by gathering attention more so than gratification through climax and/or attraction.

Wow I can't believe Britney Spears and Madonna were ostracized for participating in such vanilla shelixery that one time.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

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