Ranch dump

An excessively greedy collector of loads.

So when your step sister came home from spring break she was wearing a ripped up tshirt that said ranch dump.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

LA Boy

A dude who grew up in an urban city but likes to bang chicks from the more rural areas.

Hey LA Boy you're gonna have to drive 1.3 miles down a dirt road in your Miata if you wanna hit this shit.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

weng weng

I shorter that average dude who is a crime fighting badass that has a weakness for women.

Weng weng totally banged every chick he encountered.

by Ranchgirls January 03, 2021

Solutrean

An anatomically modern homo sapien who has the savagely insatiable sexual appetite of a caveman.

He was such a solutrean in the sac. Hubba hubba.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Sploominate

To intentionally cum inside of a bitch with the hope of getting her pregnant.

Baby we ain't using condoms tonight I and gonna sploominate them guts on my momma!

by Ranchgirls November 15, 2020

Crapper Tag

The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.

Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

Thotwife

An average or below looking wife who is a slut in order to lift her insecure self esteem.

I had no idea what I was getting into when I married my thotwife.

by Ranchgirls September 14, 2021