Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ranchgirls

Cyth

Hey dude you seem like a total cyth, you want to join our group for the project?

Cyth by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

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The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

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A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

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Pouting amourously in younger sisters arms because your hands are sore from to much aggressive squeezing on your girlfriend.

Sorry, may I take a message? Well He's just in goo sling right now and his hands are too swollen to press the numbers on the keypad.

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A derogatory slur denoting Anglo-Saxon lineage.

Scottish person in East London. Obsxure kilt micker punk band from Vancouver BC in the late 90's.

Micker by Ranchgirls December 3, 2020

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To pickup a chick hella easily and sport fuck her.

Yeah bro, I didn't know that was your Mom she was hella down for the nab n' jab.

Nab n' Jab by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

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A chick who gets passed around the group again and again and again, until her skin becomes crispy and her insides are so moist they just fall apart.

I had to take a break from indulging in that rotisserie pussy bro plus my horoscope recommended a lifestyle diet.

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