Ranchgirls's definitions

thrombz

That feeling you get when you really have to poop but are forced to hold it but it keeps building to the point where when it finally explodes out of you and then theres blood on the toilet paper when you go to wipe.

Theres shit and blood in the kitchen sink because I had a bad case of the thrombz.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022

Lucky Lurker

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Megan Slaw

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.

My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.

Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Fatty-NoDaddy

A plumper who had no figure growing up therefore she is extremely open to all suggestions from males.

Damn it looks like fatty-nodaddy is showing up to the party so let's see how Pravy it gets.

by Ranchgirls December 23, 2020

Uncle tommy

A gay uncle.

Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?

by Ranchgirls January 2, 2021

Hidden Vaggie Ranch

The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.

Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020