Definitions by Ranchgirls
Scamp Champ
An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.
I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?
Scamp Champ by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Grimy Goulash
The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.
Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.
Grimy Goulash by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Cookie Support Group
The term given to abunch of naive, gullible, impotent old men who pride themselves on the mismanaged financial support which they blindly offer to younger drug addicted bag whores and needle rats. They thrive on exhibiting control over their subjects which consist of turned out and washed up, brainwashing victims. Often these girls suffer from low self esteem, delusions of grandeur, and pathological lying which creates a situation in which a support group is needed.
Hey Mon, your chili dog really has the best flavor in town. I really like the way you boosted my ego and cradled my balls with your ass at the last cookie support group.
Cookie Support Group by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Spleringe
A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.
Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.
Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Phlegmphibian
A cold blooded creature that thrives in it's own moist environment, consuming as well as secreting proteins.
Phlegmphibian by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Stabalone
An exclusive title earned by only the toughest of Vagina's in which they prove their value by enduring an onslaught of the most rough and violent fucking from the largest and most ferocious dicks.
Stabalone by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Pismo Clam
A term given to any tragic or shameless promiscuous slut who comes from a middle to upper class upbringing.
Yeah man I'm pretty happy we broke up, I really didn't need to splash around with that Pismo Clam any longer.
Pismo Clam by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020