Jon Benet Pâté

The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.

Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

In cum any quality

The state of being being born into a disproportionately ugly: face, body, and/or personality therefore supplementing your runfortunate circumstance by letting hella dudes come in you.

Yeah bro the date started out boring, she kept on going on and on about "in cum any quality", but once I banged her out in the KFC parking lot she kinda just mumbled and passed out drooling.

by Ranchgirls November 05, 2020

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020

Cyth

A science nerd.

Hey dude you seem like a total cyth, you want to join our group for the project?

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020

Phagajeezle

A homosexual whose broken existence is merely a tragic parody of themself.

Hey so your phagajeezle roomate left his dirty buttplug in the refrigerator again.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Holy Cum

Ejaculate that has been blessed by a priest.

I hereby deem this jizz to be blessed by his grace and divinity, God Bless this Holy Cum, Amen.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020