Slimy Fandango

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.

She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."

by Ranchgirls November 06, 2020

Stabalone

An exclusive title earned by only the toughest of Vagina's in which they prove their value by enduring an onslaught of the most rough and violent fucking from the largest and most ferocious dicks.

Damn girl, word on the street is that you've got the plug on some poached stabalone.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Slorgan

Arbitrary conversation filler which is factually inaccurate.

I've heard enough slorgan out of your mouth today.

by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020

glassterbate

To masterbate using a glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

Siberian Taco

The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.

Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Spanish Christmas

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.

This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

Gypocrite

A coworker who goes out of their way to look like they are naturally 'gypsy' They also mock you by telling you to speed up your work pace while they are hiding from customers and playing games on their phone.

That kid thinks that he is slick as mayonaise, but from here I can conclude he's a total gypocrite

by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020