Ranchgirls's definitions

Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

sally very

A gentlemans term for oral sex that is excessively sloppy.

Yeah so that new intern chick gave me a sally very in the parking lot of her childs preschool this morning.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

spleen digging

The act of deeply penetrating your partner.

I hope you enjoyed your salad baby because after your dialysis appointment I am going to be spleen digging you all night long.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Phrenologist

A friendly person who claims to be a medical professional, but is actually just a self serving con artist or quack.

So the phrenologist told my wife that because the top of her head is flat that her purpose in life is to give blowjobs and balance beer cans on top of her skull?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Ms. Carriager

A female who has abortions on the reg primarily as her main for of birth control but who also uses the opportunities to make guys feel bad for her.

Well well well, Ms. Carriager, you're telling me that you need to take time off work because you lost another baby?

by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

MUMZERT

To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.

The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.

by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020