A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
by Ranchgirls November 02, 2020
by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020
A meal that is inexpensive, discounted, and affordable in which the customer ordering is allowing the kitchen to decide what to serve them.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.
This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.
Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020
A coworker who goes out of their way to look like they are naturally 'gypsy' They also mock you by telling you to speed up your work pace while they are hiding from customers and playing games on their phone.
by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020
After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.
by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.
Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020