Ranchgirls's definitions

Spicy Carl

The classic 'hot Carl' with the added stipulation that the consistency mimic a physically burning sludge.

Damn bro, you paid $650 for a spicy carl and you did didn't even give her a tip, what a cheapskate.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Gamblers Special

A meal that is inexpensive, discounted, and affordable in which the customer ordering is allowing the kitchen to decide what to serve them.

Waitress, I only have $6, can I please get a gamblers special?

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Hot Carlita

When the gardener convinces the cleaning senorita to hastily perform a traditional or spicy "hot carl" maneuver in one of the unoccupied rooms before their lunch siesta.

I was shocked when I came back from windsurfing and found the cleaning senorita was crying in the shower while the maintenance guy was just laying there on the floor. With that hot carlita dried chilli that spilled all over his face and down the ferociously chewed layers of seranwrap that had been spooled around his head.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

American Histrionic EX

An American citizen who continuoualy displays at least 5 histrionic behaviors and is also the ex of you or one of your friends.

Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?

Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.

by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

tampron

A male who is used by females as an emotional support companion in a non-sexual capacity.

Dude, she's never gonna bang you, shes only using you when her dude is being a jerk to her stop being such a tampron.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Slorgan

Arbitrary conversation filler which is factually inaccurate.

I've heard enough slorgan out of your mouth today.

by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020