Just in Goo Sling

Pouting amourously in younger sisters arms because your hands are sore from to much aggressive squeezing on your girlfriend.

Sorry, may I take a message? Well He's just in goo sling right now and his hands are too swollen to press the numbers on the keypad.

by Ranchgirls December 03, 2020

Ranch Daddy

The man who is in control of the ranch.

They call me ranch daddy, but if I had 'U' I would start going by Daddy Raunch.

by Ranchgirls December 17, 2020

Sacslimer

A region specific term reserved for hella promiscuous females who claim to be allergic to latex. They are quite easy to hunt due to their snail trail secretions and are always in season regardless of their relationship status.

Damn dude, are you really trying to trophy wife that sacslimer? You should probably go hunting acouple more times before you get taken to the taxidermist.

by Ranchgirls December 17, 2020

sour scab

The nasty little debris that populate a filthy vagina.

Hey bro, you've got a sour scab stuck in your curly mustache.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Mericaño

An american white boy with a latín or mexican surname.

That Mericaño is such a poser, I can't believe he actually wears that Abercrombie and Fitch poncho.

by Ranchgirls November 16, 2020

Rotten Swahili

A Rotten Swahili is when you go down on a nersy chick and based on the smell an/or foreign pubic hair in her vaginal region you can extrapolate that she is in fact a mudshark.

You totally deserve the rotten swahili that my mom gave you the other night bro.

by Ranchgirls February 05, 2021

Midiocrity

Archaic midi composed songs which though better than novice; ultimately fail at capturing the Stock, Aitken, Waterman formula properly.

The elusive producers newest vaporwave album is a botched dive into midiocrity.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020