Homeowner

A homosexual person.

-Dude that guy over there is such a homeowner
-Nah man hes cool, he def just rents.

by Ralphus May 03, 2004

pimp tower

A threesome involving two girls and a guy. It is similar to the eiffel tower with a few modifications. A guy is doing the bent over girl from the back while the bent over girl is muff diving the other girl. The completion of the tower comes when the guy grabs the girl who is being eaten outs tits. Only a true pimp can pull this baby off, thus the name pimp tower.

Yo i pimp towered your bitch and her friend last night.

by Ralphus April 13, 2004

pr0per

To fuck someone with utmost enthusiasm and energy.

Last night I fucked that bitch pr0per!

by Ralphus April 13, 2004

carn't

A slang way to say can't.

I carn't help you.

by Ralphus April 23, 2004

cheaseyflease

semen, man juice, jizz, etc.

I shot my cheaseyflease all up in that ho's face.

by Ralphus April 13, 2004

F'ed in the A

Fucked in the Ass.

In prison when i dropped my soap i got f'ed in the a by billy bob.

by Ralphus May 11, 2004

klein

An old man with nothing better to do than sit home with his old woman and make science tests. He talks like a gameshow host and looks like a retarded horse jockey. Other names for Klein include, captain Klein , commander Klein, and the Kliziner.

Klein is such a douche bag.

by Ralphus April 13, 2004