Definitions by Rakis

Necktie hanging from a doorknob 

A sign indicating that the occupants of the room on the other side of the door are engaged in sexual activity.

Necktie hanging from a doorknob

(Older student): just to make sure, you do know what it means if you see a necktie hanging from the doorknob right?

(Younger student) Yep , it means sit quiet and wait ten minutes or so for you to finish.

Necktie hanging from a doorknob by Rakis June 14, 2018

Dillynink 

Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet it’s owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman.

A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.

Johns little dillynink is amazing. It’s only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.

Dillynink by Rakis June 14, 2018

dipefan 

n:

A fetishism in which person who either in company of others or on his/her own enjoys wearing and using diapers . He/she would wear a diaper for the enjoyment of soiling his/herself.

You need to know more about Tommy. He may be twelve but he’s a dipefan. He told me all about it. He said he really likes wearing a diaper and peeing in it.

dipefan by Rakis June 3, 2018

Undiefrence

State of not caring what kind or style of underwear you chose.

"I have Undiefrence. Sometimes I'll wear boxers and sometimes I'll wear briefs."

Undiefrence by Rakis September 2, 2017

Namdefventor 

A person who makes up words and gives the weird definitions to refer to someone only they know

There's Mike, he's such a namdefventor.

He went to urban dictionary and made up a word to get back at Collin.

Namdefventor by Rakis February 27, 2017

Clintonoid 

A person who is easily persuaded or brainwashed by the political ideals of the Clinton family.

"My college roommate is such a narrow minded Clintonoid"

Clintonoid by Rakis October 21, 2016

Doof 

The sound made when a bird Hits your windshield while you're driving down the road

Hey what kind of bird is...
DOOF!!!

....was that?

Doof by Rakis October 10, 2016