Definitions by Ragnar Funnies

Shit Bag Warhead 

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)

The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.

Shit Bag Warhead by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018

Tandem Stupidity

An act of stupidity thought of by one person and executed by another.

This type of stupidity is associated with initiations of various types (usually dumb)and military service(hopefully not as dumb)

Was that real what I just seen or an act of tandem stupidity ??

Is that person really crazy or is there someone screaming through them in an act of tandem stupidity to discredit them?

Tandem Stupidity by Ragnar Funnies September 7, 2018

Whoratio

The mathematical formula used to determine the likelihood of getting it in on a stranger be it male or female.

Dude, bro... whats the whoratio on the one in the black skirt?? I don't know but I intend to find out.

Whoratio by Ragnar Funnies September 6, 2018

Falacco 

The act of covering up errors or mistakes by the United States Government.

It's like brasso except we never hear about it.

They accidentally dropped a 500lb bomb in pakistan. Really? just put some falacco on it and blame the taliban.

Falacco by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

Lap Dogg 

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.

That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...

Lap Dogg by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

Closet Faggot 

Anyone that belongs to a group that can't be spoken of in a public setting, these groups usually only fuck people over.

YES I AM TALKING TO YOUS GUYS!!!

They would have promoted me but I told them I am not and will not be a closet faggot.

Closet Faggot by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018