Radiotrophic Gint's definitions

NARP

a derogatory but appropriate label that is short for non athletic regular person

*at a party full of athletes*
Athlete 1: Where did all these fuckin NARPs show up from?
Athlete 2: IDFK we should have them wear "ima NARP" tags so they know their place

by Radiotrophic Gint September 18, 2022

Toaster

Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.

Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.

by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

Churren

Another way to say children. This is normally used by grammatically challenged dive coaches.

Diver: coach do you want to make a tik tok with me?
Coach: ... fuckin churren

by Radiotrophic Gint October 19, 2022

Town Oaf

The laughingstock of the group.

Shreeto: *Exists*
Person 1: HAHAHA LOOK ITS SHREETO
Person 2: what's so funny? she is just walking around
Person 1: ... Don't you know she is the Town Oaf?
Person 2: oh... HAHAHA LOOK AT HER HAHAHAHA

by Radiotrophic Gint August 1, 2022

Dolla-Dolla Hedge

When you are running low on funds, you need to make a high risk high reward gander. Consider the dolla dolla hedge which maximizes gains while minimizing financial risk. This technique works by hedging one dolla against another dolla. Since you are hedging two dollas, no matter which dolla wins, you will always make money.

Shreeto: I'm in need of some quick cash
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025

practically free

When you tell multiple parties you are practically free, and the parties are unbeknownst to each other. This results in overlapping plans, being late, and most likely cancelling plans with some of said parties.

Nikita: Yo are u free to watch Monster this weekend?
Verd: Yea I'm practically free
Nikita: ... oh no ... Verd how many people do you say you were free to?
Verd: Oh only 5 - 10 people
Nikita: fuck so you're not free then
Verd: I'm practically free tho
Nikita: fuck you

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025