Definitions by Radiotrophic Gint

practically free 

When you tell multiple parties you are practically free, and the parties are unbeknownst to each other. This results in overlapping plans, being late, and most likely cancelling plans with some of said parties.

Nikita: Yo are u free to watch Monster this weekend?
Verd: Yea I'm practically free
Nikita: ... oh no ... Verd how many people do you say you were free to?
Verd: Oh only 5 - 10 people
Nikita: fuck so you're not free then
Verd: I'm practically free tho
Nikita: fuck you

practically free by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025

Wooden Plank 

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.

Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again

Wooden Plank by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

Toaster 

Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.

Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.

Toaster by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

Mass Firing 

When a company fires 1 employee.
The workplace subsequently turns into the purge.

Jr Engineer: I heard one of the other engineers was fired last month.
Sr Engineer: First time surviving a mass firing?
Jr Engineer: Yea just glad I survived
Sr Engineer: You survived ... this round...

Mass Firing by Radiotrophic Gint November 29, 2023

foaming at the mouth 

wanting something really bad
unironically one of the best feelings in the world

Person 1: I wanna get good at fencing. I'm gonna start lifting every day from 6-7AM, practice every night from 6-9PM, go to every competition in the region, eat 4 meals a day, take shots of protein powder, juice up on creatine . . . *unintelligible rambling*
Person 2: Do you want a napkin?
Person 1: Why would I need a napkin?
Person 2: Cuz u are visibly foaming at the mouth

foaming at the mouth by Radiotrophic Gint October 18, 2023

DH

The humble abode of a serial munch, aka a dining hall

Shreeto: My university DH sucks
Verd: They will literally make sushi for you on request
Shreeto: Yea there are only 10 or 15 options though
Verd: *anger intensifies*

DH by Radiotrophic Gint October 13, 2023

Cinnarizz 

When you go to Cinnabon and you have enough rizz that the worker makes eye contact and asks for your order. This rizz is infinite in magnitude but unspoken.

Mily: Did you see verd rizz that worker up at Cinnabon?
Shreeto: It is the magic of his cinnarizz 🤩🤩

Cinnarizz by Radiotrophic Gint March 6, 2023