RYan's definitions

fish out of water

A sexual position. Another modified version of the wobbly h coined by the founding forfathers of the Wobbly H Club, Involving 2 men and 1 woman. Involves bending a woman from the Wobbly H position so that her stomach lies on the ground with her head up. Man 1 face fucks her any way he seems fit to do so. Man 2 fucks her ass from a sprinting block position. Both shoot their load at the same time, causing her to whiplash, which simulates a fish jumping out of the water.

"She is a catch of the day....Let's give her the fish out of water."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

Pussy Blinders

In refrence to some one who is pussy whooped by there girl friend. AKA Cole

Man that guy has on pussy blinders

by Ryan February 12, 2004

po'lice

The word "Po'lice" is used as a slang term to define a cop. It is used to express a strong dislike or hatred for a killer in blue.

lice infest my hair like the po'lice infest the street.

by Ryan February 7, 2005

draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.

I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).

by Ryan May 12, 2004

wikipedia

you get what you pay for. =D

you get what you pay for, wikipedia is free.

by Ryan July 25, 2006

idina menzel

Idina Menzel. Broadway Power-House who originated the role of Maureen in the hit Broadway musical RENT and Most recently left the cast of Wicked after 3 years of playing Elphaba (also known as the wicked witch).Married to Taye Diggs.

Idina Menzel Is The Broadways Princess!

by Ryan April 8, 2005

sash widow

In the gay leather community, there are regional 'Mr. Leather' contests which are similar to beauty contests. The winner of the contest becomes Mr. Leather by receiving a leather sash and has to attend to special events like a celebrity, such as gay pride parades and fundraisers. He getsso busy being a sex symbol for the community that his partner is often forgotten, overshadowed or alone in the crowd. His partner then becomes the 'sash widow'.

Marc & Thom have been together for five years, and now that Marc is 'Mr. Leather', Thom is a sash widow.

by Ryan November 27, 2004