RYan's definitions

spegged

To get spit in the face by the feminine genitalia.

I was eating out my girlfriend when she spegged me in the face

by ryan April 14, 2004

pray

N. 1 To talk to God 2 Get down on your knees and ask God for forgiveness

"Why do so many people pray to God on Sunday.......his day off......."

by Ryan September 9, 2004

jackhammer

A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.

I gave this chic the jackhammer, I'm surprised her teeth ddn't puncture the mattress.

by Ryan March 7, 2005

Beadoig

A derogatory term used for candy ravers

"oh look at my pretty bracelets! Im such a beadoig!"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003

Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

by Ryan July 28, 2004

Gast

When one is being extremely gay

Boy you need to quit being so Gast and hit on some bitches

by Ryan September 12, 2004