RYAN's definitions

pseudointellectual

Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.

As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.

by Ryan March 9, 2005

bebe

an insult to a person who hasnt hit puberty yet thats in highschool or older or to something that resembles "young" looking.

"Look at that bebe ass kid, looks like hes in fucking kindergarden."
"Holy shit Jackson your fro is so bebe!"

by Ryan December 16, 2003

Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

Motley Cock

An extremely large, and thick penis.

"...well we all know you dont have a Motley Cock"

by Ryan October 12, 2004

whodunnit

1. A proclamation as to who did somthing. Usually used in terms of rednecked bewilderment and confusion.
2. A lesser known comment used in bewilderment by Toyota owners.

1. "Geeze Therlese, I sure dont see my pig any more, some one must have done gone off and married him. I wonder whodunnit?"
2. "I was this close to catching the killer, but someone left the door to my Camary open, whodunnit?"

by ryan February 12, 2004

Flapjack

An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.

"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"

by Ryan December 20, 2003

skrizzle-dizzle

whatever you want it to mean

by ryan September 16, 2003