lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.
Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.
by Ryan February 28, 2005
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orgasim

1. the illiterate moron's way of spelling orgasm. For another fine example of illiteracy regarding sex, see masterbate.
John was a moron; thus, he wrote orgasim, not orgasm.
by Ryan February 04, 2004
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lady

One of the best things in the world. A female who you really care about. Synonym of wifey. Opposite of hoe.
U gotta treat ur lady good.
by Ryan February 01, 2004
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homomexual

1. n. a mexican that recieves sexual pleasure from the same sex.
Jose' tried to touch my crotch. He must be a homomexual.
by Ryan September 04, 2004
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hugo

a man who can hold his smoke, he can inhale a huge hit of weed with out the slightest cough afterward, a god of weed
i am so hugo its not even funny
by ryan March 26, 2005
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Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.
I gave christie some binoculars last night.
by Ryan November 10, 2003
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tree nipp

its a nik name givin to a kid with a third nipple on his kneck, everyone around school knows him buy it,
by ryan December 05, 2004
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