Stillerfied

The tranformation of normalcy to a state of your face being slanted upward at a 45 degree angle, complete with deformed teeth and crossed eyes.

Did you see Kriley walkin down the hall totally assbackwards, he's so stillerfied

by Ryan July 16, 2003

Ghetto Stomp

The act of crushing one with your foot, and screaming out, " GHETTO STOMP!"

I'll ghetto stomp your stupid ass if you don't pay up.

by ryan September 30, 2004

pigs

pigs are they sworn enemy of the skateboarders. pigs are usually fat, bald, ugly, and eat alot of doughnuts.

sk8er hate those damn pigs

by ryan December 08, 2004

nomuken

Ken Nomura. One of the top japanese drifters. smokes his tires a lot! usually drives a skyline and is the monkey man!

where's nomuken he won 3rd place at D1GP?

by ryan February 28, 2004

walk pee

To zig-zag back and forth while walking forward and peeing at the same time.

"Kaley was happy the rest of the night after Ryan walk-peed her name into the driveway."

by Ryan March 01, 2005

wonk

wonk is another word for wank

"I wonked my self silly lastnight

by Ryan August 26, 2004

snow cow

A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.

"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"

by Ryan September 02, 2006