RV2PHX's definitions

U.S.er

An immigrant who seeks U.S. citizenship, uses its freedoms, and/or government entitlements, but has no loyalty, American pride, or desire to assimilate into American culture.

Prounounced "user".

Decades ago America was a melting pot of cultures. People came to America with dreams of becoming Americans. Today our borders are infiltrated by U.S.ers who have no interest in truly becoming Americans.

by RV2PHX January 20, 2009

Califagnia

The new descriptive name for California as of a recent court decision that allows homos, dykes, queers, etc. to get married in the state.

Fudgepackers and rugmunchers from all over the country are rushing into Califagnia to get married.

by RV2PHX June 18, 2008

spin and tuck

A method of sealing the bag of a loaf of bread by spinning the bag below the opening and tucking it under the bottom of the bread before storing.

I can never find the twist tie after I make a sandwich so I use the spin and tuck to seal the bread bag.

by RV2PHX June 16, 2008

arm rape

The act of touching another person's arm without their permission.

Mr Irvin is in deep trouble after video came out showing that he touched the arm of a hotel worker without asking for her permission. That gold digger is suing a rich and famous man for arm rape. What did he do to her, someone asked? He touched her arm. Shame!

by RV2PHX March 21, 2023

Penis Tuck

The act of tucking ones penis and balls between the legs so as to look like a woman.

I hear that cross-dressing queer Sal changed his name to Sally. I saw a picture of him dressed in women's lingerie and doing a penis tuck to hide his manhood.

by RV2PHX June 16, 2008

Reality Star

A talentless hack.

No talents or qualifications are required to become a reality star. To become one only requires a stroke of luck much like that of buying a winning lottery ticket.

by RV2PHX May 11, 2010

wall-e

One who is overweight and out of shape from spending too much time playing video games, watching tv, sitting in front of a computer and/or basically rotting away on a couch. One who gets up just long enough to grab a bite to eat.

Inspired by the lazy, fat technogeek humans in the Pixar animation Wall-E.

Look at that Wall-E over there at the snack bar. I'm surprised she even had the energy to get her fat ass off the living room couch.

by RV2PHX June 30, 2008