Califagnia

The new descriptive name for California as of a recent court decision that allows homos, dykes, queers, etc. to get married in the state.

Fudgepackers and rugmunchers from all over the country are rushing into Califagnia to get married.

by RV2PHX June 18, 2008

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spin and tuck

A method of sealing the bag of a loaf of bread by spinning the bag below the opening and tucking it under the bottom of the bread before storing.

I can never find the twist tie after I make a sandwich so I use the spin and tuck to seal the bread bag.

by RV2PHX June 16, 2008

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U.S.er

An immigrant who seeks U.S. citizenship, uses its freedoms, and/or government entitlements, but has no loyalty, American pride, or desire to assimilate into American culture.

Prounounced "user".

Decades ago America was a melting pot of cultures. People came to America with dreams of becoming Americans. Today our borders are infiltrated by U.S.ers who have no interest in truly becoming Americans.

by RV2PHX January 20, 2009

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arm rape

The act of touching another person's arm without their permission.

Mr Irvin is in deep trouble after video came out showing that he touched the arm of a hotel worker without asking for her permission. That gold digger is suing a rich and famous man for arm rape. What did he do to her, someone asked? He touched her arm. Shame!

by RV2PHX March 21, 2023

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blame irlweg

Randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. Made popular by the song "United Hates Guitars." The song inadvertently places blame on Ms. Irlweg who works at the airline. Irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.

In the company lunchroom: Who left the soda in the freezer? It exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (Silence - no one speaks up).

"Blame Irlweg."

Everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.

"Alright people, get back to work."

by RV2PHX November 24, 2009

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