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The Cult With No Balls

A term used to describe the Heaven's Gate Cult, especially given their habit of castrating themselves.
"You know they're also known as 'The Cult With No Balls?' Basically because to get onto the spaceship you had to have them whipped off.
by RTM 1963 October 2, 2025
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Headjob

1) Oral Sex

2) Nickname given to someone considerably much shorter than the average person, on the grounds that they are at the ideal height to give one.
"Hey! How about a headjob?"

"Hey, Headjob! How's it hanging?"
by RTM 1963 July 3, 2018
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Hillbilly Dictator

Nickname given to Joh Bjelkie-Peterson, who was probably the most corrupt Premier of the Australian State of Queensland in its history.

Think Boss Hogg, but without his charm
"So I see the Hillbilly Dictator has struck again. Pity he tired to take on Bob Hawke."
by RTM 1963 October 24, 2025
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Homeric Stupidity

A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson
Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.
by RTM 1963 February 13, 2015
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Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.
by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023
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The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.
Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.
by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017
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Toading

A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.

This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.

All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?

Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
by RTM 1963 October 1, 2021
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