Definitions by RTM 1963

Penile Servitude 

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.

You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.

Penile Servitude by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

I can see the circumcision scar by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023

bend and spread 

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.

"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"

bend and spread by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023

Agony Nipple 

The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.

"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"

Agony Nipple by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023

Rectus Dominus 

A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.

All hail Quentin, Archfaggot of the Valley, and Rectus Dominus of The Wickham.

Rectus Dominus by RTM 1963 March 30, 2023

Combat Wombat 

A nickname given to Australian soldiers, in particular the infantry.

This is because, like a wombat, it "eats roots, shoots and leaves."

"And now, here, we observe the Australian Combat Wombat in the preliminary manouvers of it's mating ritual."

Combat Wombat by RTM 1963 March 24, 2023

Browning 

Term used to describe the act of sodomy between two gay, or ostensibly gay, men.

Stop the browning!!

Browning by RTM 1963 March 4, 2023