Definitions by RTM 1963
Cockroach
Australian term for a person born in New South Wales. Named for the insect pest and just as popular as the insect pest too amongst other Australians, especially Queenslanders.
Penile Servitude
The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.
It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
Penile Servitude by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023
I can see the circumcision scar
I can see the circumcision scar by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023
bend and spread
bend and spread by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023
Agony Nipple
The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.
"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
Agony Nipple by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023
Rectus Dominus
A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.
Rectus Dominus by RTM 1963 March 30, 2023
Combat Wombat
A nickname given to Australian soldiers, in particular the infantry.
This is because, like a wombat, it "eats roots, shoots and leaves."
This is because, like a wombat, it "eats roots, shoots and leaves."
"And now, here, we observe the Australian Combat Wombat in the preliminary manouvers of it's mating ritual."
Combat Wombat by RTM 1963 March 24, 2023