RTM 1963's definitions

Homeric Stupidity

A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson

Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.

by RTM 1963 February 13, 2015

Browning

Term used to describe the act of sodomy between two gay, or ostensibly gay, men.

Stop the browning!!

by RTM 1963 March 4, 2023

Headjob

1) Oral Sex

2) Nickname given to someone considerably much shorter than the average person, on the grounds that they are at the ideal height to give one.

"Hey! How about a headjob?"

"Hey, Headjob! How's it hanging?"

by RTM 1963 July 3, 2018

Turret-head

Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.

"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."

by RTM 1963 November 10, 2014

Archfaggot

The seniormost faggot in an a area, defined as being a faggotdom or similar such place.

"My Lord! Who is that... extravagantly-dressed man?"

"Oh, he's the Archfaggot of King's Cross."

"From the nature of your posts I daresay that you are the Archfaggot of /b/."

by RTM 1963 December 8, 2022

Cockroach

Resident of the Australian State of New South Wales. The term was created by the residents of the Australian State of Queensland in retaliation for a sports article by a Sydney-based journalist describing the Queensland Rugby League State of Origin team as advancing as relentlessly as cane toads. In response it was stated that the New South Wales team had scattered like cockroaches hit with a spray of Baygon ( an insect spray) and the term stuck.

This year we shall utterly defeat those cockroaches!

by RTM 1963 May 13, 2022

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.

Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021