RTBSTRD's definitions

madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.

He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

future welfare mom in training

Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.

Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013