RTBSTRD's definitions

prom night shit list

A practical punishment for school bullying and mean girl type behavior.If a student engages in any type of bullying behavior.Their names are put on a list,and if their name comes up,when the prom ticket is purchased,the couple will be denied addmission to the big dance. A prime example was the in the movie Carrie.When the girls gym teacher told the mean girls whom were bullying Carrie,"Your Prom Bids Will Not Be Accepted". This is often a great detterent to stop bullying,when something of value, is taken away from the little hooligans.

Two of the girls on the cheer squad were told that their prom bids would not be accepted,if they kept picking on the new girl in school. Those two will soon be on the "Prom Night Shit List".

by RTBSTRD November 5, 2013

madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.

He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

future welfare mom in training

Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.

Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

white trash club med

Wal Mart,Win Dixie,Mc Donalds,Waffle House,or any place rednecks congragate.

Do we have to go shop at Wal Mart today.That place is a White Trash Club Med.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Squall Mart

Wal Mart,a retail store known for hoards of screaming kids.

You better get your earplugs, I have to go Squall Mart, I mean Wal Mart today for some shirts.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

prom night surprise

A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.

The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

ronald mcidiot

Ronald McDonald a clown who is McDonalds mascot,who many toddlers and pre school aged children,equate with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. This character is responsible for more pre schooler and toddlers meltdown,because they could not get their Happy Meal fix at Mickey D's.

The only restaurant that kid will eat at is McDonalds.That kid is obsessed with that stupid clown Ronald McIdiot,and the only take out food they will eat is at Mickey D's>

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013