ROCK's definitions

klochkov

so you know when you're walking down the street and you sometimes are kinda like man i just had a good day...that's what happens when you think of klochkov because daamn what an awesome thing to be.

maaan i just sipped criss from some doublde D's im feeling klochkov

by rock December 16, 2004

crazy eyes

a type of person who has that confused look everytime you talk to him. this person also likes to just sit and stare at random people with that crazy i'm gonna get you sucka look.

joe - "hey bob, you got change for a dollar?"
bob - "uuuuggghhhhh"
joe - "you know......ah nevermind!"

by rock July 19, 2004

DoomWeavr

a Euphonism. meaning weaver of doom, sometimes referred to as the dominant partner in homesexual sado-masochistic sexplay. also a reference to a gobshite from the south of england who always seems to put his foot in it.

"Oh no! master DoomWeavr not the curtain pole again!!"

by Rock March 31, 2005

local h

An underground local Chicago band that is slowly making its mark across the United States. Some kickass songs include "Hands on the Bible", "Down on the Floor", and "PJ Soles".

Local H is an awesome alternative band out of Chicago. If you need new music, this is the one you must check out.

by Rock April 25, 2006

Gizzo

cock

Ba Boom! My man's got the big GIZZO!

by rock August 7, 2003

crkd

short notation for the workd cracked

"I run a Halo clan called CRKD. It is the only clan that would go out of its way to put itself on urbandictionary.com

If other clans follow my lead, they are posers. We are the the forefront of brilliance. XD"

www.halocracked.tk

by Rock October 3, 2004

lickalotapus

Lesbian dinosaurs
or
two fat lesbian chicks going at it

Dude, I saw two lickalotapus today. It was terrible!

by Rock September 16, 2004