ROCK's definitions
Get the Sausassmug. An underground local Chicago band that is slowly making its mark across the United States. Some kickass songs include "Hands on the Bible", "Down on the Floor", and "PJ Soles".
Local H is an awesome alternative band out of Chicago. If you need new music, this is the one you must check out.
by Rock April 25, 2006
Get the local hmug. a Euphonism. meaning weaver of doom, sometimes referred to as the dominant partner in homesexual sado-masochistic sexplay. also a reference to a gobshite from the south of england who always seems to put his foot in it.
by Rock March 31, 2005
Get the DoomWeavrmug. a type of person who has that confused look everytime you talk to him. this person also likes to just sit and stare at random people with that crazy i'm gonna get you sucka look.
joe - "hey bob, you got change for a dollar?"
bob - "uuuuggghhhhh"
joe - "you know......ah nevermind!"
bob - "uuuuggghhhhh"
joe - "you know......ah nevermind!"
by rock July 19, 2004
Get the crazy eyesmug. so you know when you're walking down the street and you sometimes are kinda like man i just had a good day...that's what happens when you think of klochkov because daamn what an awesome thing to be.
by rock December 16, 2004
Get the klochkovmug. A little Italian jerk in a zooped up Honda, wearing many gold chains and a backwards baseball cap..Like M.J.D.
by Rock April 15, 2003
Get the chootchmug.