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st louis

an ugly ass city on the border of missouri and illinois. the only thing people outside of missouri know about st louis is the arch and that nelly and chingy are from there. i live in columbia, MO and everyone is obsessed with st louis. but then again who can blame them, with them living in this boring ass town.
st louis??? ahh st louis is whack, i mean it has a population of under 400,000 and thats cuz no one wants to live there

san diego is the best city in the world
by robert March 18, 2005
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kancles

When the calf meets the ankle and there is no prescence of an achilles tendon. Mostley seen in fat or obese people.
"Did you see the kancles on that woman?"
by Robert March 13, 2005
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Shagari

an abnormally tall and ugly man who can't control the volume or pitch of his voice; has no athletic ability; a native of the Tinka tribe in Western Nigeria; enjoys hunting gazelles and having sex with zebras; will occasionally block a shot or two but come on his arm are fucking 8 feet long
Shagari is probably the worst player in college basketball.

Did you see that kindergartner school Shagari.
by Robert March 26, 2005
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busting up

an extreme version of "LOL" used in instant messaging.
LOL!!!!! that's funny stuff! busting up!!!
by Robert January 11, 2005
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shlortong

medium sized penis between a shlort and a shlong
look aT THAT SHLORTONG
by ROBERT April 20, 2005
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cradle of filth

Here's the way I see it.

Cradle of Filth are british (well, not all the members but COF was formed in britain and Dani is british and most of the origional members were british so they are british).

And British metal bands like to do things slightly differently than American metal bands. Take Iron Maiden for example, they were around the same time as Metallica, they are both Heavy Metal bands and yet sound very different.

Cradle Of Filth are a British version of Death / Black Metal. Their music and themselves has all the qualities a black / death metal band needs to to be picky why don't we called them BBM / BDM (british black / death metal).


Anyway, I think COF are an amazing band, just discovered them 6 months ago and allready I am well into their music. I started by listening to songs like: Presents From The Poison Hearted, Her Ghost In The Fog, Saffron's Curse and Cruelty Bought Thee Orchids.

I recommend COF to anyone who is into gothic type music and lyrics, someone who into bands from HIM to Slipknot could like COF. Hell! I am into many different bands and still like COF, amoungst my CD collection is: iron maiden, white / rob zombie, marilyn manson, HIM, slipkot, s.o.a.d, disturbed, murderdolls.

so this just shows that wotever type of metal you're into there's always a place for Cradle Of Filth in your collection who are currently at the top of my CD pile :)
Nymphetamine is coming this September ! ! ! that's just 2 months ! ! !
by robert July 7, 2004
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ger

the other half of me. fea ger is the love of my life to complete the definition
by robert January 22, 2005
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