ROB's definitions
A song by They Might Be Giants about a young musician who insists on believing that having a stage name will land him a career, yet is oblivious to the fact of his brutally mediocre drumming.
by Rob March 25, 2005
Get the Doctor Wormmug. Jessica Simpson was good enough a Christian to say so on SIN H1 and SIN TV and good enough a Christian to supporte George W Bush yet she couldnt find anything in the Bible that would convinve her to give one cent to tsunami relief
by ROB January 16, 2005
Get the jessica simpsonmug. a term used when someone is getting tough; think of when a ghetto chick snaps her fingers and says OH NO YOU DIDN'T
by Rob July 7, 2004
Get the bowdy bowdymug. by rob October 8, 2003
Get the pull hangmug. A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.
by Rob July 14, 2004
Get the Masselmug. 
by Rob July 20, 2004
Get the puckered starmug.