ROB's definitions

skid row

skid row is a slang term meaning the area of shantys and/or shacks along the side of the railroad tracks outside of a boom town. perhaps it has something to do with the area of track that the train skids to a stop entering the town, but I am unsure about this.

It can also mean, death row.

Yeah, so? i'm from the other side of the tracks, i'm from skid row, you wanna make something of it?

Poor uncle Jesse, He's been on skid row for 3 years now, I don't know if they're ever going to put him to death.

by Rob September 9, 2004

uva

University of Virginia Avenue- Otherwise known as Indian River Community College because it's main campus resides on Virginia Avenue in Ft. Pierce, Florida

Jermoe: Yo man you go to UVA too
Darnel: Yea, only got shot at once
Jermoe: tight

by Rob December 28, 2003

reverse meat face cowboy

A sexual position in which the female straddles the males face and grinds incessantly.

Paul's just a regular 'ole reverse meat face cowboy.

by Rob February 9, 2005

Poor Baby

A "Poor Baby" is a person who believes he is the coolest person alive, but in reality is just a big sucker. He also collects DVDs by the hundreds, but only watches them once each.

Hey look everybody, there is a Poor Baby over there!

by Rob November 14, 2004

Massel

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.

Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.

by Rob July 14, 2004

Smo

Created when i was pissed and arsed moving.

Look fuck off u wanking smo.
Im so smo?
Meeeeh smo me plz

by rob August 4, 2004

fake punt

A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a load on her back, but when she turns around, he blows it right in her face.

by Rob April 15, 2003