RICKY's definitions

hot pockets

1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.

-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.

by Ricky February 27, 2004

turkey

to shove a turkey down some ones throat

i'm going to turkey you

by Ricky May 13, 2005

Rozzer

British Police.

Oh shit, here come the rozzer's!

by ricky June 20, 2003

ass badger

someone/something that fucks someone else in the ass. not necessarily literally.

Man, the credit cad company really fucked me in the ass. What a bunch of ass badgers!

by Ricky March 9, 2004

pussy cooties

germs left behind from the sexual pleasuring of the vagina

dammit! shit! there are pussy cooties all over my floor!

by ricky December 28, 2004

LOUNCH

A quick, sharp pain at the base of your penis

I think I have a lounch right now...oww

by ricky March 7, 2003

gummy

The act of getting sexual pleasure.

"Hey Tim, you see that girl to your left?
I got gummy from her last yer."

by Ricky January 15, 2004