we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.
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"So I was like 'moongoose?', and Reggie was like 'yeah', I was like 'so?', and Frank was all you know, and they were so, like, yeah." "Er, what?"
by Rich December 08, 2004

A mint, or several mints placed inside a womans vagina to enhance her sexual pleasure during intercourse - how? well just think of how much those mints burn when you put them on your tongue
Oh yea baby! Stick another one of those Altoids in my p****y, oh yea - in fact while you have the tin open you can stick another one up my *** as well, oooooooh yea! - Note it then becomes an ass-mint by definition.
by Rich March 18, 2003
