Definitions by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin
Clam Chunder
A victorian phrase used to describe a vagina that is in poor condition or in a state of decline.
A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.
Clam Chunder by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
Hanus Anus
This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.
Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.
Hanus Anus by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010
Mucksucker
"Bloody hell,I caught Ethel in the bins again!! She's a rite ruddy mucksucker of that there is no doubt, I can tell you."
'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'
'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'
Mucksucker by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 11, 2009
The Monks Spunk
The Monks Spunk by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008
Pump action Snot gun
A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.
Pump action Snot gun by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 2, 2008
euthanasia
An abrieviated term that demographers use to descibe the entire population of 1-16 year olds in Asia.
'youth in Asia' becomes 'Euthanasia'
euthanasia by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 26, 2008
Pdiddiphile
A person with an unhealthy obsession of with the rapper
P Diddy Coons formerly known as Puff Daddy.
A dislexics misspellings attemt at peodiphile.
P Diddy Coons formerly known as Puff Daddy.
A dislexics misspellings attemt at peodiphile.
'I'm really puffys #1 fan, I think his works are of the finest examples in contemporary american culture to date.
"gunna fuck ma niggaz biatch" is simply a masterpiece. Its a beautifully constructed, ballad if you will, demonstrating P Diddi's playful nature and his respect for G - Unit.'
by a Pdiddiphile
"gunna fuck ma niggaz biatch" is simply a masterpiece. Its a beautifully constructed, ballad if you will, demonstrating P Diddi's playful nature and his respect for G - Unit.'
by a Pdiddiphile
Pdiddiphile by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008