REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin's definitions

Pump action Snot gun

A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.

Tracey was sneezing like a pump action snot gun the amount of shit she had dangling of her face.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 2, 2008

Cockshake

Male Masterbation
Male Semen

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

Bent son in hedges

An alternative way of requesting a well known cigarette brand from a shopkeeper.

'Can I have a pack of bent son in hedges please?'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008

end product

slang term for semen

"She took a load of my end product right up the harris!" boasted Malcolm.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

Clam Chunder

A victorian phrase used to describe a vagina that is in poor condition or in a state of decline.

A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.

The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010

Pdiddiphile

A person with an unhealthy obsession of with the rapper
P Diddy Coons formerly known as Puff Daddy.

A dislexics misspellings attemt at peodiphile.

'I'm really puffys #1 fan, I think his works are of the finest examples in contemporary american culture to date.
"gunna fuck ma niggaz biatch" is simply a masterpiece. Its a beautifully constructed, ballad if you will, demonstrating P Diddi's playful nature and his respect for G - Unit.'

by a Pdiddiphile

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008