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An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.
Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.
by RD VLVT June 9, 2011
Get the Smegalomaniac mug.John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?
Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011
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Get the Freedom Rider mug.I'm at my wit's end. Lucretia is a complete mess -- everything just seems to go wrong with her. Her life is in constant turmoil, financially and otherwise. I think she may have inherited a chaos magnet from her mother.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011
Get the Chaos Magnet mug.J: My friend just uploaded 329 photos from our boys' weekend. 329. Really??? How am I supposed to even begin to go through those?
J: Talk about cyber-pollution!
J: Talk about cyber-pollution!
by RD VLVT July 28, 2011
Get the Cyber-Pollution mug.An African-American individual who emulates white hipster culture through fashion and activities (such as wearing skinny jeans, skateboarding and looking emo, all ironically).
Did you see those kids that just skateboarded by?
Yeah -- I couldn't tell if they were white or black. Their skin looked black but everything else screamed white. I think they were blipsters.
Yeah -- I couldn't tell if they were white or black. Their skin looked black but everything else screamed white. I think they were blipsters.
by RD VLVT June 9, 2011
Get the Blipster mug.Jack had been having so much success bedding down women lately that he was in danger of becoming a smegalomaniac.
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