zoo ass

zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo

man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today

by RAYJAY February 03, 2005

shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

by rayjay October 04, 2004

kandice

1. sexie smart bitch, very outgoing, very sexual.

2. girl who loves to masturbate.

3. someone who is great at whatever they do in life.

4. an amazing writer (Kandice Plain)

Aaah... I remember Kandice, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.

by rayjay October 04, 2004

gurdie

globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.

Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.

Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.

by RayJay April 14, 2004

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

by rayjay October 12, 2005

strong arm

givin a girl the ol' strong arm.

stickin it to her.

bangin her out.

having sex.

Oh man, I gave Mary the ol' strong arm last night, she loved it. I'm gonna go over her house again tonight to dip the wick again.

by rayjay November 05, 2004

N33K

leet for neek do i have to say any more

rand is a n33k lets leave him here .

by RAYJAY February 03, 2005