R. Kemp's definitions

American Card

Similar to the race card, this has been a phenomena in the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens used by non-U.S. athletes or by fans of non-U.S. teams as to why an American wins a gold medal or why an American finishes above another country's athlete. The claim is that the IOC is in collusion with the U.S. teams and predetermines results when the truth is that after the 2002 scandals in Salt Lake, the IOC is very anti-American at this point. It serves a double purpose:

1) To justify a loss from an athlete.

2) To voice anti-American sentiment had by athletes, staff, and fans since before the games began.

Prime example: Svetlana Khorkina says the reason she didn't win the All-Around was because she wasn't American.

Another example: S. Koreans are attacking Americans for the scoring error more than the judges that committed the error. Where were they when judges from France and Russia were in collusion to guarantee their skaters gold medals?

by R. Kemp August 23, 2004

asian women

Something the webmasters on UD have an obvious fetish for considering one shows up in about 95% of their front page photos.

UD's got yellow fever! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by R. Kemp April 24, 2005

PKB

Stands for Pot, Kettle, Black. Used as an abbreviation on USENET and message boards to point out hypocracy.

When he called me a hopeless virgin, the PKB meter exploded.

by R. Kemp September 22, 2004

house nigger

A black person that does their best to please white people even if it means disowning their own racial identity.

"Uncle Tom House Niggers do scare me" - KRS One "House Niggas" (1989)

by R. Kemp February 12, 2005

kawaii

Means "cute" or "pretty" in Japanese. Grossly overused by fat wapanese dorks in their futile attempts to woo their school's female Japanese exchange student(s).

Reality Check: Native Japanese don't use the word "kawaii" as much as you dorks do. Shut it down.

by R. Kemp August 5, 2004

B-Dash

The term used for running in platform style videogames due to the fact that nearly all of them use the B button to run.

Might be a little too fast (B-DASH!!)
Might fall into a hole (B-DASH!!)
Might crash into some turtles (B-DASH!!)
This pipe might go underground (B-DASH!!)
Might be able to breathe underwater (B-DASH!!)
Might jump over mountains too (B-DASH!!)
Might use Mario too much (B-DASH!!)
Luigi might be sulking (B-DASH!!)

by R. Kemp June 9, 2005

do a Bush

The Ultimate dinner faux pas. It involves eating sushi (or something else you don't like) and then puking the contents onto the person next to you. Its origins come from when George Bush Sr. visited Japan, ate sushi, and ended up puking all over the prime minister. In Japan, it is known as Bushu-suru.

I'll order the Escargot as long as you don't do a Bush.

by R. Kemp August 22, 2004