49 definitions by R. Kemp

14:59

It comes from the "15 minutes of fame" catchphrase coined by Andy Warhol. A celebrity that is 14:59 is on the cusp of losing their relevance and falling out of fame.

Madonna's attempts to become a children's writer is a sure sign that she has gone 14:59.

by R. Kemp April 11, 2005

Gotcha Suckas!

Taken from the movie "Bowfinger", it's the moment in the movie where the good guy gives a gesture of triumpant defiance to the bad guys who have lost or are just about to lose.

"Peace!" - Will Smith launching a nuclear bomb on the aliens in ID4.

"You're terminated f**ker!" - Sarah Conner killing Terminator in Terminator 1.

"Hail to the King, baby!" - Bruce Campbell after killing a deadite at the end of Army of Darkness

by R. Kemp July 1, 2005

the real killer

The guy OJ Simpson sees every morning in the mirror.

Which golf course is the real killer on today?

by R. Kemp August 5, 2004

anti-male

A genre of television show that picked up steam within the last decade. In this genre, the leaders and/or principal parts that require someone to be strong-willed and concientious are played by women. All men in the show are flawed either morally, physically, or mentally and are always a step below and behind their female counterparts.

Xena: Warrior Princess
Battlestar Galactica 2k4
Alias
Birds of Prey
Almost all David E. Kelley shows.

by R. Kemp April 3, 2005

foul ball

A dirty prank where someone poops in the water tank of a commode, leaving a rank smell and bits of poop showing up in the water everytime you flush.

WTF?! I just took a shit, and the toilet is shitting on my shit. Some little shit musta given me a foul ball!

by R. Kemp August 23, 2006

Time Sink

A term used for videogames that require a great amount of time to be invested in them. A defining characteristic of a time sink is that due to the immersiveness of the game, the time spent playing these games feels small when in reality, the gamer has been playing for hours.

Do NOT play Civilization 4 or Oblivion. Those games are such time sinks that when you finsih, you'll be paying for your next game with your retirement checks.

by R. Kemp June 4, 2006

rapeman

Another name for NBA star Kobe Bryant.

In Eagle, Colorado the women wear tight jeans, for they fear the wrath of Rapeman!

by R. Kemp January 23, 2005