trigger

Trigger. Noun. 1. A small device that releases a spring or catch and so sets off a mechanism, especially in order to fire a gun.
2. Something which causes debilitating flashbacks, intense emotional and physical reactions, and even hallucinations in individuals suffering from PTSD. These can sometimes require emergency medical response and hospitalization. Those suffering from PTSD generally get treated through CBT and DBT to better function in society and live more normal lives.
3. Tumblr's synonym for "Anger" and "Annoyance". Tumblr is a place where people pretend to suffer from PTSD and other mental disorders and then claim to be "triggered" by things such as free speech, responsibilities, criticism, and reality.
Hey Dave! Could you take a look at my rifle? The trigger is jamming and I am no good repairing things like that.

Our neighbor Bob is a veteran, so we respectfully decline to shoot any fireworks on July 4th. He watched several of his lifelong friends die and is partially deaf from an explosion. Hearing anything that sounds like bombardment is a trigger for the poor guy.

Anita was triggered by a post online about the health benefits of sex which only mentioned heterosexual and homosexual sex, making no reference to cross-species intercourse. Because xe considers xerself a badger-kin, xe felt discriminated against and decided to rant about it on Tumblr.
by R@D October 20, 2016
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64th Note

The world's way of reminding musicians God isn't real.

A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.

Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.

Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
This new piece has 64th notes. I didn't even know this notation exists.

This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.
by R@D October 20, 2016
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Silent Majority

A mass of idiots who pride themselves on being silent and making up a significant portion of the population (never actually more than 50%, or anywhere close). In reality, they are brain-dead cretins afraid of opening their mouths because they know any informed individual can prove them wrong; rather than being open-minded and engaging in debate, they hide from any debating what-so-ever as a way of preserving their stupidity and ignorance. Thus they are "silent" because you won't hear them participating in intellectual discourse but, come election day (or any other major vote), you will see these jackasses show up to cast votes.
The Silent Majority Stands with Trump.
by R@D December 11, 2016
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Kiss of Judas

A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.
Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.
by R@D December 17, 2016
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