Short for toilet paper, a cylinder like object made from paper for the sole use of cleaning the anal cavity after removing solid waste from the body. In a dumber version, the stuff you wipe your ass with when you shit so that you don’t have underwear that stinks.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 05, 2021
What every person who loves frogs calls them. Don’t act like you haven’t seen or heard someone use it. That would be lying to me, and yourself.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 28, 2021
The seemingly infinite spherical object in the center of our solar system responsible for over 99% of it’s mass. It provides, light and heat for all objects to enjoy. Due to it’s mass, it throws around all of the planets, asteroids and sad little Pluto. It can fit over one hundred Earths in it.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 08, 2021
The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021
1: When ya friend makes an awful pun, and you knew it was trash, shit, as bad as World of Light even.
What you do when you need to breathe in and out.
3: Disappointment.
What you do when you need to breathe in and out.
3: Disappointment.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 03, 2021
Fecal matter defecated from the anal cavity. Food that has been turned into typically brownish matter with low durability and oval shape. Sometimes the process of defecating is painful, which sucks. It is also apparently not defecated by women, which is a lie.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 03, 2021
Popular food from Italy, yellow in color. In Italy, true Italians are likely to berate you for cutting it’s cousin, spaghetti. If it’s green, like in the gif below(photosensitivity warning,) then I have no idea what it is.
Mama Mia! What are you doing to my pasta?
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 08, 2021