tp

Short for toilet paper, a cylinder like object made from paper for the sole use of cleaning the anal cavity after removing solid waste from the body. In a dumber version, the stuff you wipe your ass with when you shit so that you don’t have underwear that stinks.

Hey, any more tp left?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 05, 2021

video games

Worldwide source of entertainment seen by some as a waste of time, others as a way to relieving stress, a career to some, even. They’ve been around for over half a century, and the industry, while flawed, isn’t half bad. Great games like Minecraft encourage creativity, and a game like Breath of Wild is something someone with even a second of free time can become addicted to. Sometimes they can make us mad, and that’s ok. Practice and maybe some time away from the game in question, and playing another calming one, can fix that. The formats it can be played in include: Digital(Game files,) Disc, Cartridge, Plug and Play, and the lists goes on. So, video games are cool.

1:My parents hate video games. Apparently they distract from my schoolwork, but it’s summer.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 04, 2021

earth

dying rock in space we love

earth is cool.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021

The sun

The seemingly infinite spherical object in the center of our solar system responsible for over 99% of it’s mass. It provides, light and heat for all objects to enjoy. Due to it’s mass, it throws around all of the planets, asteroids and sad little Pluto. It can fit over one hundred Earths in it.

The sun is hotter than that hot pocket.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 08, 2021

Froggo

What every person who loves frogs calls them. Don’t act like you haven’t seen or heard someone use it. That would be lying to me, and yourself.

Person 1: Oh, cool, a frog.
Person 2: OMG, a froggo!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 28, 2021

poo

Fecal matter defecated from the anal cavity. Food that has been turned into typically brownish matter with low durability and oval shape. Sometimes the process of defecating is painful, which sucks. It is also apparently not defecated by women, which is a lie.

that poo is kinda huge

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 03, 2021

exhale

1: When ya friend makes an awful pun, and you knew it was trash, shit, as bad as World of Light even.
What you do when you need to breathe in and out.
3: Disappointment.

Person 1: Hey, don’t you think that pun was good?
Person 2: *exhale* No.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 03, 2021