Hershey’s

The definitive chocolate brand. If you had to look this up, you are VERY stupid.

I could REALLY go for some Hershey’s right now.

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halp

The incorrect spelling of help, used in a comical manner. Typically used when someone doesn’t need help, but spells it as such for the sole purpose of letting others know real assistance is unneeded.

1: Halp, I’m drowning!
2: Hey, you’re swimming just fine!
3: We know, captain obvious!

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Cat

A gift by god domesticated by humans long ago. They are quite sneaky and there’s one outside my home who comes by every Friday. They are also liked by desperate teens, but cats are above that level anyway.

I just got a cat!
2: You mean a furry fruit?

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SpongeBob

Your childhood.

SpongeBob. No more. No needed context. It’s your childhood, and mine. If you haven’t watched it, then your parents couldn’t afford cable, or you live under a rock. Oh, sorry Patrick!

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guys

Typically a gender-neutral term by YouTubers simply used to group up all viewers, and greet them as one, big group used like this: Hey guys..and so on. Some think it is offensive, but this argument can be defeated in two ways.

1: If so, then why do so many people use it?
2: Girls typically have no problem with this.
3: Saying guys and girls is oddly strange.

Hey guys!
2: Hey, that’s not gender neutral!
3: Please stfu.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021

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