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The seemingly infinite spherical object in the center of our solar system responsible for over 99% of it’s mass. It provides, light and heat for all objects to enjoy. Due to it’s mass, it throws around all of the planets, asteroids and sad little Pluto. It can fit over one hundred Earths in it.
The sun is hotter than that hot pocket.
A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.
Earth is cool.
A form of expression enjoyed by the eardrum. It is nice to listen to, but making it is hard. Ok. Have a nice day, moderator, and viewer alike!
Now that’s music, or something like that!
Popular food from Italy, yellow in color. In Italy, true Italians are likely to berate you for cutting it’s cousin, spaghetti. If it’s green, like in the gif below(photosensitivity warning,) then I have no idea what it is.

dumb dumb 

What adolescent students say to other students when one shows even the slightest bit of stupidity, and/or when one feels the need to berate others for having a feeling of superior intellect.
You dumb dumb, 2 + 15 is 17!

Speed of light 

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.
Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.
Eight-legged arachnid that many are disgusted or scared of/by. They are thousands of types, but only a handful are poisonous. They are typically timid, and won’t bite unless threatened( breaking egg sac/ spider web, messing with web, etc.). That’s all.
Ew! A spider
2: That’s not even a spider.