Quido1's definitions

robotic telepresence

Remote real time sensory co-presence between a human and a robotic machine capable of delivering multiple sensing input/output on a bi-directional wireless connection.

To save money and human life, NASA plans to explore the solar system by using drones or more specifically, robotic telepresence.

by Quido1 February 16, 2010

allergen statement

The allergy warning on the back on anything that really tastes good, but can kill you in minutes.

Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.

by Quido1 December 29, 2009

corporate communism

Phrase coined by Dylan Ratiger, MSNBC, basically meaning the current government/corporate system in place that is funneling money=power=control from the masses to a few select individuals, at the cost of competition and choice. Examples are the 24 trillion backing of the financial institutions and health care corporations that are exempt from the Sherman Antitrust Act.

Americans will only regain identity when they finally understand corporate communism.

by Quido1 April 18, 2010

hack a lugi

To cough up a glob of mucus, usually about as big as a gum wad; yellowish to green, then spit it out: totally disgusting.

Man, the next time my sister gives me shit, I am going to hack a lugi on her.

by Quido1 March 9, 2008

Tiger Woods

The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.

We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.

by Quido1 December 4, 2009

too gay

Something that is over the top in gayness.

My sister wanted my to watch Danny Noriega sing on You Tube, but it was just too gay for me.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

outerfriend

The person who picks you for their coming out. Usually a previous best friend who now you have mixed feelings toward. Puts you in the awkward position of confidence/being silent or telling everyone else.

Damn, my best friend Dylan just outed to me that he is gay and that he loves me; ok, so now I am his outerfriend, and I am really pissed off.

by Quido1 July 24, 2010