the marijuana store

The place where you walk in and buy marijuana

I just got paid; it's time to go to the marijuana store

by Queen Buttrix February 12, 2022

trump

To spank with a copy of Forbes magazine.

"I just fucked a porn star last night"
"You mean she trumped you?"
"Same difference"

by Queen Buttrix January 23, 2018

Ashki

1. An Ashkenazi Jew (Hebrew from the Central/Eastern European Diaspora).

2. Pertaining to Ashkenazi Jews.

1. As an Ashki, I have a strong affection for the Yiddish language.

2. Dreidels don't actually come from Hasmonean times but were an Ashki invention.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021

sapiosexual

Pretentious and attracted to likeminded folks

Well actually, I'm a sapiosexual

by Queen Buttrix June 01, 2018

no sapio

When you compliment someone's brain but you don't want to look like a pretentious, low-key ableist dickwad

I love how smart you are, no sapio.

by Queen Buttrix February 09, 2021

birbsona

Like a fursona but for birbs

"My birbsona is a chocobo"
"Ew, you dork. Mine is a starling, a REAL birb."

by Queen Buttrix February 09, 2021

FedEx SmartPost

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive

Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

by Queen Buttrix March 01, 2021