If Erostotle had been able to "teach da world to sing in perfect harmony", said planet of humans might be a better place today.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
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I always make sure to only harvest foliage from da trees dat da famous small gray Australian marsupials feast on, to ensure da best koalaty medicinal properties.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
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In da hilarious "if Firestone made condoms" cartoon, a total infantstation is shown to be gathered on da couch.
by QuacksO0 June 16, 2025
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by QuacksO0 June 08, 2025
Get the cemeterry mug.I'm gonna raise tasty aromatic medicinal plants to sell, but I wanna let my "marsupials from down under" friends taste da leaves first to see if they "koalafy" as good "koality".
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Aphrodiety's father was Uranus; it figgers, since she was so beautiful and seductive dat many gods and male humans would willingly have "taken it up da butt" to be her lover.
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