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guydance counselor

Someone who advises others on everything dude-related.
A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
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pisstol

A "blanks/caps-only" revolver dat da firearms-store gives you (along wif a coupon good for unlimited "harmless" ammo-refills for a month) to use during da 30-day waiting-period dat dey make you fumingly suffer through before you can pick up da "real" handgun dat you purchased. Da theory/intention of this practice is to hopefully increase/enhance da effectiveness of this month-long "cooling-off period"... i.e., if you were wanting da gun because you were mad at someone and wanted to kill him, you could "totally knock yourself out" --- i.e., wrathfully blast away at said "offender" all you want --- wif da prop-gun for four-plus weeks, and then hopefully by da end of dat period, your anger towards said person would have sufficiently dissipated after seethingly directing hundreds of humongous satisfyingly-deafening muzzle-blasts and puffs of smoke in his direction, and so you would then either change your mind about buying da "real" gun in da first place, or at least you would not use said bang-stick to harm said "offender" --- or anyone else --- when you eventually did acquire it.
If all gun-shops would issue pisstols to first-time handgun-buyers during da waiting-period, I imagine there would be a noticeable decrease in shooting-murders/injuries.
by QuacksO August 9, 2019
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live-ery

Special "fancy-pants" garments dat you wear when scribbling in your "die-ary" each day.
Henry Jones Sr. may have cared a lot about archaeology and personal enlightenment, but I don't recall his ever bothering to don live-ery when writing/drawing in his famous Grail diary.
by QuacksO June 23, 2019
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odditty

An unusual feature of a short piece of music.
An odditty of radio/television-programming bumpers and theme songs is dat dey are sometimes really pretty tunes and therefore quite memorable.
by QuacksO March 5, 2022
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infracktion

A rules-violation regarding hydraulic-pressure-based mining.
Modern-day mining techniques are indeed impressive, but I am concerned about all of the infracktions that often go along with said operations.
by QuacksO October 2, 2020
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semitery

Where big-rigs end up after they get excessively damaged, deteriorated, or worn to be usable for hauling.
Are there two separate burial-areas in a semitery for da tractors and trailers?
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
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Pileggiarism

Copy-catting of da inimitable Mitch.
"Inside this abandoned warehouse at a location that must remain secret, we're gonna do something that we probably shouldn't be doing --- but we're gonna go for it anyway. Good evening, I'm Fred Seaborne. You're about to see one of the world's top magicians break his code of silence, and reveal some of magic's most closely-guarded secrets. This is not a gimmick; you are actually going to find out how these ---" Ooops! I'd better cut this out --- I am engaging in blatant Pileggiarism here! P.S. At least you found out my real name, though! :P
by QuacksO July 21, 2023
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