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Definitions by QuacksO

Refers to the urgency-of-need-based sequential scheduling of branch-trimming or other service that a forester or utilities-worker performs.
Asplundh-crew foreman: The recent snowy winter storms had really made a tangled mess of the roadside vegetation, and so initially we had to practice treeage so that we could attend to the worst-affected areas ASAP.
treeage by QuacksO June 13, 2018

hired vindicator 

A "copycat" crook who is employed by a suspect in a recent crime to discreetly (i.e., without being recognized or caught) commit one or more similar crimes in the area while the suspect is in custody, thereby "proving" that the suspect isn't the one guilty of the "original" crime, since more crimes of the same type are being committed while he himself is out of circulation and thus could not possibly have committed them.
Being a hired vindicator might have its advantages, but it can also backfire, in that crimes committed by others can be falsely pinned on you. For example, Person A commits a burglary, and then sometime later is arrested and detained as a possible suspect, despite his professing his innocence. Person A's cronies then hastily scatter around and hire Person B to commit a string of additional burglaries in Person A's local area in an effort to draw suspicion off of Person A. But then one or more other local crooks commit subsequent burglaries in the same general vicinity, and so if Person B is eventually apprehended, he will likely be suspected of **all** of the burglaries, including the ones committed by these "new" criminals.
hired vindicator by QuacksO June 13, 2018

rack-opinion steering 

Refers to how a "typical red-blooded stud" directs or "pilots" his gaze and/or footsteps in the direction of certain attractive ladies at a beach or social-gathering, depending upon his perception of how shapely the "set of twins" are that each of said cuties happens to possess.
Whenever I go out on da town in da evening to meet da ladies, I always seem to end up sitting next to gals wif perky D-cup boobs --- guess I've got rack-opinion steering!

parsonmonious 

Refers to the behavior of a clergyman whom his parishioners view as "stingy with the till", whereby he seems to not spend the church's donations freely enough for their intended purposes, such as to help the community's needy, perform upkeep on the church building, etc.
Ever since that new pastor came to town, the chiurch's bankroll has indeed fattened considerably, but the church has gotten kinda dingy-looking, and the low-income locals have been complaining of feeling ignored and neglected --- sounds like parsonmonious behavior to me!
parsonmonious by QuacksO June 13, 2018

safe sax 

The practice of multiple musicians' using disposable mouthpiece-covers when sharing Zoot's instrument of choice, to reduce the spread of germs.
For band-practice on a budget, one needs only to practice safe sax; a bulk-package of disposable mouthpiece-covers is much cheaper than purchasing individual instruments for everyone, especially for larger bands.
safe sax by QuacksO June 12, 2018
The inability to tolerate being present at an orgy.
I invited Tiffany to join me at a sex-party of well-hung dudes with raging hormones, but she claims to have an allorgy.
allorgy by QuacksO June 12, 2018

latex allergy 

Condom-related excuse for asking one's current/potential sex-partner to bow to your wishes.. Can be an entirely opposite type of preference, though, depending on the gender of the excuse-maker: where the gal may claim to be allergic to latex in the hopes of not being asked to have sex with the guy in the first place, a guy's claim to being allergic to latex may be an attempt to get the gal to let him "do it bareback".
Horny stud: Blast it all --- non-latex condoms are now readily available at the corner drug store --- there goes my old "latex allergy" excuse right out the window!
latex allergy by QuacksO June 12, 2018