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Describes what a cat traditionally does to get attention and/or food, even though he may not actually feel all that affectionate or contented.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
Get the purrfunctory mug.Aroostook County is the most northerly area of Maine and is therefore well above the 45th parallel, so I strongly doubt that the residents of the Allahgash area would be likely to wear heat-deflecting white robes or turbans the way they would in their sweltering home-countries.
by QuacksO June 29, 2020
Get the Allahgash mug.I've never liked the idea of physical-violence-type contact-sports like boxing, so I never attend said fistivities.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
Get the fistivities mug."Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.
Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.
by QuacksO March 28, 2017
Get the time-sharing mug.To walk and/or act in an openly casual and self-confident (or self-IMPORTANT!) manner, causing irritation and/or resentment in others from your pert attitude; especially when:
(A) your arrival was unannounced/unexpected, and so those present were not prepared to conveniently receive or assist you, or
(B) you lack or did not bestir yourself to obtain the usually-expected experience, paperwork, preparations, credential-references, etc. for your requests to be reasonably fulfilled. or
(C) you have behaved/performed poorly in the past regarding matters similar to what you presently have in mind, and so your would-be providers are none too confident or eager to fulfill your requests.
(A) your arrival was unannounced/unexpected, and so those present were not prepared to conveniently receive or assist you, or
(B) you lack or did not bestir yourself to obtain the usually-expected experience, paperwork, preparations, credential-references, etc. for your requests to be reasonably fulfilled. or
(C) you have behaved/performed poorly in the past regarding matters similar to what you presently have in mind, and so your would-be providers are none too confident or eager to fulfill your requests.
Bank loan officer (crossly), "You know, you've got SOME NERVE waltzing in here asking for a loan --- three years ago we loaned you a million dollars to look for oil, and you didn't find a drop!"
Oil prospector (casually): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (raising his eyebrows in annoyance): "And then two years ago we loaned you three million dollars to drill for oil, and you came up with nuthin' but dry holes that time, too!"
Oil prospector (shrugging): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (giving a snort under his breath and beginning to twitch angrily): "And then last year we loaned you TEN million dollars to do more prospecting, and you STILL couldn't find any oil!"
Oil prospector (still as sunny and flippant as ever): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (finally blowing his stack): "Why do you keep saying 'it could have been worse'?! We've lost nearly FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS through you!"
Oil prospector (smugly): "Could have been my money."
Oil prospector (casually): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (raising his eyebrows in annoyance): "And then two years ago we loaned you three million dollars to drill for oil, and you came up with nuthin' but dry holes that time, too!"
Oil prospector (shrugging): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (giving a snort under his breath and beginning to twitch angrily): "And then last year we loaned you TEN million dollars to do more prospecting, and you STILL couldn't find any oil!"
Oil prospector (still as sunny and flippant as ever): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (finally blowing his stack): "Why do you keep saying 'it could have been worse'?! We've lost nearly FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS through you!"
Oil prospector (smugly): "Could have been my money."
by QuacksO October 2, 2011
Get the Waltz mug.A "standard progression" of guilty feelings and regret dat one suffers due to his repeatedly performing unwise actions which he realizes are not sensible but still fails to learn/deviate from.
Da aptly-named actress who plays Blanche Devereaux apparently wasn't really all that much different in real life from her "bouncing from one guy to another" Golden Girls character --- Ms. McClanahan had quite a RUEtine of marriages and divorces, six in all!!
by QuacksO February 18, 2020
Get the ruetine mug.Da bu**s**t results of a lie-detector-test dat were unusable 'cuz da polygraph machine ran outta trace-scribing pigment.
Whenever da "good ol' boy" top-brass military officials had Ollie North submit to fibber-checking diagnoses during da Iran-Contra scandal, they always claimed dat said tests were inkconclusive... sounds to me like they either didn't wanna implicate "one of their own", or they were merely paid off to purposely sabotage da machine beforehand.
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
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