QuacksO's definitions

ASSortment

Refers to the variety of female posterior-types that a majority of horny studs like to have access to... small tight firm round derrieres for spanking and lap-sitting, large floppy jiggly heinies for deeper more satisfying kneading and squeezing, flatter and more massageable buns for simple rubbing and caressing, and so on.

Some dudes choose to stick with one type of butt-cheeks for all of their squeezing/spanking/humping needs, but as for me, I prefer more of an ASSortment.

by QuacksO September 21, 2017

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.

by QuacksO June 26, 2021

facsod

A vertical grass-and-earth barrier dat makes a structure look bigger than it really is.

Some people like da look of ivy growing on a brick wall so much dat dey add loam and turf and turn it into a huge thick facsod!

by QuacksO April 16, 2022

melancollie

How Lassie would feel anytime she was away from her family.

Now that Lassie is back living with Joe and his parents, she has no further reason to feel melancollie.

by QuacksO March 2, 2019

oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.

During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.

by QuacksO October 16, 2021

tongue oil

A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.

Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!

by QuacksO September 4, 2022