QuacksO's definitions

figeddaboudit

What you say to mean you don't wanna either serve or partake of small highly-tasty-but-laxative-bearing fruits.

Da buffet-table at my friend's birthday party had a bowl of temptingly-aromatic "Buddha's fruit" as an appetizer, but I knew dat I was already majorly plagued with "da trots", and so I hadda figeddaboudit, and instead just selected a few grapes and other small fruits.

by QuacksO January 3, 2024

assawhole

Refers "collectively" to a group of individuals, most of whom da disgusted/disgruntled speaker views as being nothing but "donkey-orifices".

Environmentalist: I spoke in Washington before a panel of EPA bureaucrats, and assawhole I was not overly impressed wif dem or their true sincerity regarding care for our planet.

by QuacksO January 5, 2020

noToryous

Infamous for holding much-frowned-upon "loyalist" views during the American Revolution.

Benedict Arnold was one of the most noToryous political figures during our country's founding years.

by QuacksO January 28, 2020

No, because they're crap

Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!

by QuacksO July 21, 2019

pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.

Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

madammise

Da gender opposite of SIRmise.

Dudes usually are too lazy and/or impatient to do significant research before they come to personal conclusions about mostly-male-related topics, but ladies tend to gather and learn more of da facts before they madammise much about any "girly-stuff" matters.

by QuacksO December 6, 2021

kneegotiator

A professional "middle-ground seeker" who display his/her cute legs during yackety-yack sessions intended to settle disagreements, create mutually-palatable business-deals, etc.

Two well-known examples of kneegotiators were Daisy Duke and Pocahontas, although in both of their cases, they went a lot farther than just having "petite" pant-legs --- Catherine Bach's character wore her famous nearly-butt-baring cut-offs while persuading the Hazzard-County officials to go easier on her uncle and cousins, and the historic Native-beauty chick would actually show up stark-naked when she went to assist the colonists or hold diplomatic talks with them.

by QuacksO January 20, 2025