Definitions by QuacksO
impunitty
Refers to da legal-status condition whereby da court won't penalize you for yer transgressions as long as you tell da truth in basic and complete detail.
Ollie North asked for testimonial "impunitty" during da Iran-Contra affair --- i.e., he wanted da court to agree not to prosecute him no matter what crimes he admitted to in court, and he would back up his request by threatening to reveal "da intimate basics" of da U.S. government's shady dealings if said condition was not met.
nightjà vu
A "here we go again" bu**s**t-occurrence dat usually happens during normal waking hours, but this time is taking place after da sun went down.
Da thickly-bearded Geico dude would easily be able to see da "nightjà vu" of a lighted "so easy, even a caveman could do it" advertising-sign; he'd feel similarly disgusted and humiliated as he would if it had merely been a sunlight-illuminated wall-poster.
nightjà vu by QuacksO May 8, 2025
deleied
Having yer departure from Hawaii unexpectedly postponed, prompting you to ask yer lovely brown-skinned Polynesian greeter-damsel attendant to temporarily remove da farewell-wreath of flowers from around yer neck for da time being, since you'll be staying in said rustling-palm-trees arena a bit longer.
Seeing as how "wahine swim and play, then dance the night away", as is mentioned in da popular "Waves Of Waikiki" song, performing lengthy intervals of graceful dignified sweeps 'n' sways are always on said beautiful suntanned ladies' minds, and so your being deleied at da sea-port not only could mean yer requesting yer cute Hawaiian-belle attendant to lift off da blossoms-wrap dat she'd just-recently draped you wif and hold it for safekeeping till you were ready to actually board yer mainland-bound vessel, but it might also call for an additional glass of Coca-loha to be smilingly brought to you by said gorgeous islander-native, if she'd want you to dance wif her to pass da time while you both were waiting for yer ship to be ready, and so you might need da extra caffeine to last you through da physical demands of said extended pairing.
asstrology
Fortune-telling-from-da-stars bu**s**t dat predicts whether you'll be allowed some tail in da near future.
Asstrology can work both ways, y'know --- you might be told seemingly-positive stuff (i.e., "You'll definitely get some a**") by a medium, but it could just as well actually mean dat you'll encounter one or more individuals who either derisively moon you or behave like a total "donkey-orifice" towards you.
asstrology by QuacksO May 7, 2025
stand-up routine
If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
stand-up routine by QuacksO May 7, 2025