speecies

A sub-group of living creatures dat urinates a lot.
Dudes who love their beer are a speecies all of their own.
by QuacksO January 24, 2020
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Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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Jeevesdropping

Refers to where Bertie Wooster's "suave 'n' savvy" butler secretly listens in on others' conversations in order to keep his dim-witted employer out of trouble.
P.G. Wodehouse's famous fictional manservant did a bit of Jeevesdropping on more than one occasion in order to save his naive young London aristocrat's hide.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
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conshroomer

Someone who frequently partakes of hallucinogenic fungi, and thus buys them from growers on a regular basis,
I wanna check Conshroomer Reports to see what types of toadstools produce da best psychedelic results.
by QuacksO June 04, 2019
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Usurpico

A little-known but highly-influential knight in the Middle Ages who fought to end wide-spread corruption and conspiracies among fellow royal protectors who wished to wrest control from their present kings.
The Donald has behaved so deplorably as Prez dat I doubt he'll find very many modern-day Usurpicos who would truly feel much inclination to prevent his impeachment.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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pilsnerithm

A mathematical formula of a somewhat-similar nature to a lagerithm, but which references making a specific type of light brew.
Would it be "Bud-wiser" to study lagerithms or pilsnerithms when learning about how to produce award-winning beer?
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
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mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.
Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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