Being an old hand at producing questionable-at-best accounts of reaching famous hard-to-access locales.
Traveling to da North or South Poles is very difficult and requires an extensive knowledge of many factors if you want to actually be successful, but you still hafta be quite expearyenced if you wanna even convincingly fake having reached one of said snowy destinations.
by QuacksO April 06, 2024
High wind and/or shoddy design/materials/workmanship dat causes huge numbers of whirligig-generators to break down and self-destruct.
A recent viral-video of a wind-farm fire showed more than one machine going up in flames at da same time --- let's hope dat it was merely an accident due to severe weather and/or faulty design, and dat Big Oil didn't send a Turbineator there to purposely sabotage said clean-energy facility!
by QuacksO January 17, 2023
Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.
It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
If da Tehran-capitaled nation hadn't been subjected to so much Persiacution over da decades, a lot of unfortunate events (such as da infamous "triple-fours-day-long" hostage crisis and da war with Iraq) might never have occurred.
by QuacksO June 21, 2024
Being less familiar wif "common man" objects, speech-expressions, entertainment, etc. due to one's having a more "high-toned, high society" lifestyle.
Long-term Boston-Pops-concert announcer William Pierce evidently had such major sophisticated-life naiveté dat he actually didn't know how to properly say da last word in da title of da third "Star Wars" movie --- he incorrectly pronounced it "Jaydee" several times when announcing dat da famous Massachusetts-Bay-area orchestra was gonna perform one or more selections from it, then later made a seldom-heard "correction of a previous statement" aside-announcement to da radio-audience: "I was just now informed that I had incorrectly identified the movie title --- it's supposed to be pronounced, 'JED-EYE'." So I'm guessing dat da "venerable Billy P." had spent da majority of his days ensconced in da elite-and-upper-class world of classical music and elegant concerts, and so HE'D had little time for --- or interest in --- da "everyday man's" science-fiction crap!
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?
by QuacksO May 02, 2021
What Junkyard Mook's long-suffering main squeeze does when filming her bubbly-cheerful and silly-innocent antics at an auto-graveyard.
Kevin Brown nearly taking a major stumble while looking at the camera's viewfinder instead of where he's stepping: Whuh - WOAH!
Junkyard Mook cheekily: Walk much? You sure aren't very steady on your feet!
Kevin Brown: Yeah, I know --- I'm just FALLowing you around with the camera; I can't watch what's in front of me.
Junkyard Mook cheekily: Walk much? You sure aren't very steady on your feet!
Kevin Brown: Yeah, I know --- I'm just FALLowing you around with the camera; I can't watch what's in front of me.
by QuacksO September 06, 2020