What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
by QuacksO July 09, 2019
Someone who "leapfrogs" over da truth. Like Fletcher Reede, he'd about "croak" if he was unable to lie.
Speaking honestly is seldom difficult for a person of normal morals, but an amfibbian frequently gets a "frog in his throat" if he attempts to say anything but falsehoods --- what a "toad"!
by QuacksO March 04, 2023
Releasing "bumpyulence" instead of da "single love-puff" variety has both an advantage and a disadvantage over said "solitary blow" style -- on da one hand, da noisy release means dat it's a lot more embarrassing if other humans are within earshot. There tends to be less of a putrid stench than a "silent but violent" butt-expellation often produces, however.
by QuacksO April 02, 2024
Carefully monitoring the "level" of your pants' waistband so as not to reveal your "plumber's crack' when working in public.
"Watching the bottom line" can also refer to a bystander's lengthy observation of someone who is unknowingly "mooning the world" while engrossed in the task he's performing. Sometimes you can gain a bit of extra folding-money if you make a bet with anyone else who's with you about how long it'll be before the clueless butt-exposer either realizes his faux pas or someone else yells at him to pull his pants up.
by QuacksO June 21, 2019
Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.
I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.
by QuacksO September 02, 2018
The famous and highly-likeable veteran actor with a dignified manner and British/Irish accent who was known for his long/abundant cranial-plumage.
It's really too bad that Edward Mohair passed away just a few months before Locks for Love was established, or he could have donated some really nice tresses for their cause.
by QuacksO February 08, 2019
by QuacksO March 07, 2019