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There has been so much discrapancy throughout the past 40 years of US. presidency that it would likely take a comparable number of decades to sort out all of these "alternative facts" and get to the bottom of everything that really happened.
by QuacksO February 16, 2025
Get the discrapancymug. Refers to the oft-experienced "before and after" progression with a new sex-partner --- you initially share some nice "bouncy rhythm" with said hot hunk/chick, but then the relationship quickly falls apart afterwards when you both see how different in personality or otherwise incompatible you actually are, and so you're subsequently left alone and "feeling the blues".
Selfish and insensitive-minded Bill Clinton was accustomed to going through women like water through a faucet, and so he generally didn't have much in the way of "rhythm and blues" issues... once he'd had his "bouncy tempo" fun with one lady, he would generally just turn his back on her and then go charm another naive cutie into his bed, leaving a disgraceful trail of broken hearts (and innumerable unacknowledged half-siblings of Chelsea's, thanks to his usually "riding the lady bareback" --- i.e., without using condoms) in his wake.
by QuacksO December 20, 2019
Get the rhythm and bluesmug. During my early-teenage years, I heard horror-stories of new military-recruits with pacifist beliefs who'd been solemnly promised that they would never have to "see actual combat", only to have said peaceanty broken almost right away. So I registered with CCCO at age 14, and swore off participating in the armed forces in any way.
by QuacksO October 15, 2020
Get the peaceantymug. Tronald Dump is so clueless about da task of being Prez --- not to mention being totally out-of-touch with reality, logic, and decency --- dat I dunno if it would even be possible to accurately determine HIS capability-paramateurs!
by QuacksO January 17, 2025
Get the paramateursmug. A carpenter, mason, or welder tasked wif da maintenance/repair of da various boat-piers and fishing-platforms in his local area.
After an especially-severe tropical storm, a sizeable number docktors were dispatched to da region's inhabited coastal areas to clean up da splintered mess and rebuild said shore-dwellers' marinas.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
Get the docktormug. The plant-based drug of choice to administer to one or both of a pair of lovers to put them more in the mood for "tying the knot". Conspiracy theorists have long been suspected that the real reason Cupid's arrows are so effective is that they have actually had their tips anointed with a concentrated extract of this potent hallucinogen.
Hot chick: My main squeeze gave me a marriageyouwanna joint shortly before I let him put this diamond ring on my finger, but now that my high has worn off, I'm not really sure I wanna go through with it... oh, it's not like I don't love the dude to pieces --- I most certainly DO --- it's just that I'm not sure if I'm quite ready to "settle down" yet.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
Get the marriageyouwannamug. Refers to a first-time meeting involving three or more people, whereby they all share a "collective cuddle" while being verbally introduced, rather than each separate person's individually shaking hands with every single other person in da group.
Besides saving time, a group-hug introduction also has da advantage of totally "breaking da ice" between any of da members who might otherwise have felt hesitant, nervous, jealous, etc. regarding any of da other members. For example, if a hot chick uses this method to introduce another guy to her main squeeze, it can help eliminate any uncertainty or distress dat might have otherwise existed between said two males, since it shows dat Miss Cutie-Pie is merely introducing da two gentlemen as just being good friends of hers, and is also reassuring them dat she is still on total "hugging terms" wif both of them, and therefore her feelings towards each of them have not changed a bit merely because they both are now major figures in her life.
by QuacksO November 2, 2025
Get the group-hug introductionmug.