QuacksO's definitions

exxonerate

What the shady "Johnny D." arrogantly hoped that his money and political influence would do for him in court.

Even all of his immense power and wealth failed to exxonerate the infamous "oscillating-chair man".

by QuacksO January 2, 2024

plie-bargain

Can refer to either:

(1) A penalty-reducing agreement whereby da offender agrees to learn/perform one or more ballet-moves in exchange for a lighter/suspended sentence, or
(2) An exercise-easement allowance in ballet class dat excuses a student from having to perform certain dance-positions dat he finds painful and/or excessively strenuous.

If you get hauled before da management wif regards to your gluttony at da buffet table, you might be able to strike a plie-bargain as an act of good faith in improving your dietary health.

by QuacksO December 5, 2022

redundant romantic remark

Affectionately known as a "triple r"; this term refers to any quietly-uttered statement or question (in which case, "triple r" could also stand for "redundant romantic request") that needlessly but pleasantly addresses an already-in-progress action; the purpose is usually to just playfully express gratitude for your romantic partner's taking time to canoodle with you. For example, if you're dreamily watching a sunset with a cutie-chick and you have all ten of her slim delicate digits deeply interlaced with your big leathery ones, and yet you smilingly murmur to her, "wanna hold haaaannndddsss...?"

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, tenderly cradling a fluffy little number sideways on his lap and nestling her ear against his fuzzy chest so that she can savor his heartbeat: Wanna snuggle?

Cutie, giving a quiet placid giggle at her friend's redundant romantic remark, and slightly tightening her own loving clasp on his brawny encircling arms: We ARE snuggling, you big hairy gorilla!

by QuacksO March 23, 2017

evidentureary

Pertaining to proof regarding replacement chompers.

Hiring a good lawyer is wise practice in many legal situations, such as if you cannot speak intelligible words without yer oral inserts in place --- if you wish to present evidentureary evidence clearly and effectively, you should quit "flappin' yer gums" and have an attorney do da yackin' for you.

by QuacksO May 18, 2021

haulmark

A distinctive feature of a device used for transporting cargo.

Da term "haulmark" could also pertain to persons or machinery utilized for retrieving lobster traps, such as stern-men, winch-units, etc.

by QuacksO April 29, 2021

deaference

Respectful allowance dat's given due to someone's not having da greatest hearing-capabilities.

Da term "deaference" would imply positive/constructive/accommodating actions such as speaking up when addressing da hard-of-hearing person, standing closer to his head while conversing wif him, letting him see your lips for easier understanding of what you're saying, etc. But in da "classic and infamous" joke about da old fella wif da hearing-aid who had changed his will four times when he'd stealthily overheard what his descendants truly thought about him and what they were actually planning to do wif da money he'd been planning to leave them, said resentful/greedy youngsters were in fact doing da exact opposite of showing lack-of-sharp-ears respect for their elder "Mr. Moneybags", in dat not only were they intentionally speaking in just low-to-normal-volume tones so dat hopefully da old codger wouldn't be able to hear them (he hadn't informed his family dat he'd gotten da hearing aid), but they were also totally trash-talking him behind his back!

by QuacksO May 24, 2022

Ewokative

Conjuring up thoughts of small furry creatures from Star Wars.

Besides their voracious appetites and propensity to reproduce like crazy, da "trouble wif tribbles" is dat --- due to their small size and furry coats --- they are very Ewokative.

by QuacksO October 16, 2023