QuacksO's definitions
Immediately following every election, funny farms experience a huge influx of "I voted for somebody else" folks who are super-anguished that their "pet" candidate did not win; this is often soon followed by a second, even bigger tsuNAMI that's comprised of folks who DID INDEED vote for the election's winner, and are now bitterly disappointed that said candidate broke his campaign-promises of positive reform once he got in da catbird's seat.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
Get the tsuNAMImug. Da local snake-oil salesman was busted when it was revealed dat he had sneakily switched a worn shirt for a newer one when demonstrating his miracle-patching "fraygrance".
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
Get the fraygrancemug. How much fart-gas you have "saved up" to come noisily emanating with a staccato sound like an idling lawn-mower.
Da more baked beans dat you gleefully guzzle, da greater your puttential will be fairly soon afterwards.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
Get the puttentialmug. Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
by QuacksO January 28, 2025
Get the paint yourself into a coronermug. I could never understand how Jon heals so fast after one of Garfield's infamous mewtilations --- in the next day's cartoon, he always looks fine and unblemished.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
Get the mewtilationmug. Da total "flood" of boos and hisses dat politicians and other bu**s**t-spouting public speakers encounter on an almost daily basis.
A majority of da public is thoroughly weary and doubtful of da statements made by any and all government figures, so you might still get at least some jeerrigation even if you are indeed trying to tell da truth and honestly working to improve current issues.
by QuacksO February 11, 2025
Get the jeerrigationmug. What domestic cats have for whatever mischief they get into, due to their just being "dumb innocent-minded cuddly fluff-balls".
Garfield knows dat by his simply presenting da wishy-washy-hearted Jon with a dazzling smile after committing some selfish/destructive action, he has total immewnity from any and all disciplinary measures --- "Like putty in my paws!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2023
Get the immewnitymug.