Definitions by QuacksO
caropractor
A highly-skilled worker at an auto-body shop who specializes in performing front-end alignments, straightening out frames and panels, and generally aiding in restoring the correct positioning of bent/warped vehicle-parts.
Off-roading enthusiast: My 4X4 got kinda bent outta shape after doing the 100km Baja slalom, so I hadda take her to a caropractor to get her runnin' smooth and straight again.
caropractor by QuacksO August 11, 2018
inFanta
A "spoiled brat" or "picky-eater"-type female youngster who is way too fond of Fanta and other sickly-sweet fizzy beverages to want to try real fruit juice or something else that's much better for her but would have a much blander flavor.
Financial-worth list of secretly filling a child's soda-can with apple-juice cocktail:
Cost of discarded Fanta Orange --- 59¢
Cost of apple-juice cocktail that your infanta doesn't want to drink instead --- 39¢
Seeing the look of disgusted revulsion and betrayed child-parent trust on Little Miss Sweet-tooth's face upon tasting her drink and realizing that you secretly switched the Fanta with the apple-juice cocktail --- PRICELESS
(Google "little girl fanta juice cocktail" and look at one of the first pictures that appears under "images")
Cost of discarded Fanta Orange --- 59¢
Cost of apple-juice cocktail that your infanta doesn't want to drink instead --- 39¢
Seeing the look of disgusted revulsion and betrayed child-parent trust on Little Miss Sweet-tooth's face upon tasting her drink and realizing that you secretly switched the Fanta with the apple-juice cocktail --- PRICELESS
(Google "little girl fanta juice cocktail" and look at one of the first pictures that appears under "images")
Oakcursed
Da premium (and premium-PRICED) brand of moo-juice dat your roomie always insists on choosing at da supermarket, and you (A) cannot for da life of you tell any difference in taste from just da regular $1.23-cheaper-per-gallon ($4.99 vs. da $3.76 state-minimum price) "generic" store brand, and (B) always have to end up buying full gallon-jugs (even if there was only a small amount left in da bottle to begin with) of said outrageously-priced premium-brand milk for said roomie whenever you drank his up because you were absolutely crazy-thirsty and da supermarket was closed at da time.
I try to tell my roomie dat da store-brand of milk is actually identical to his confounded Oakcursed brand; the jug just gets slapped wid a different label --- "It's all just da same milk from da same farms and comes from da very same creamery, Dude --- you're just payin' extra fer da premium name!" --- but he won't listen... claims dat "da generic stuff is nasty", whereas da premium brand "tastes a lot fresher and more flavorful". Yeah, right --- just like "da old records sound better", as opposed to da modern CDs dat were made from da very same master-tapes! :P :P
auntie-dote
Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.
There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.
auntie-dote by QuacksO August 10, 2018
up the auntie
Refers to where a child pits one adult-relative against another in an attempt to get what he wants. A clever way for the child to avoid resorting to temper-tantrums, but equally invalid and shamelessly manipulative.
If my mom won't let me have a certain toy or candy at the store, I just "up the auntie" by reminding her how her child-pampering sister always buys me stuff I want when I'm out shopping with her.
up the auntie by QuacksO August 10, 2018
syzzygy
A total-harmony state achieved by a group of meditation-minded "in tune with the power of the Universe" hippies while engaged in perfectly-in-sync cutting/trimming of paper/fabric with "syzzors".
Department of the Deterior
A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.
Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!
Department of the Deterior by QuacksO August 10, 2018