Definitions by QuacksO
stumble-splutter
Where you make a loud burbling sound with your lips as you trip and go sprawling; this can help you to better focus your mind to hopefully not get hurt or damage anything in your fall, plus it will not overly alarm others in your general vicinity.
Petite slight-figured cutie: I totally love my new heart-throb like you wouldn't imagine; I just get concerned whenever we try to go for walks together across uneven ground like a lumpy grass-field, since he is not very sure-footed or steady-balanced in these terrains, plus he's much taller and bulkier than I am, and so I cannot safely/effectively try to catch him if he starts to topple over. He's usually able to land without injury if he has plenty of space to flail his arms and break his fall on the way down, though; I have therefore learned to just jump back out of the way whenever he makes a stumble-splutter, and so usually he merely thuds heavily without incident, and then simply clambers back up and takes my hand again to stroll on as if nothing happened.
stumble-splutter by QuacksO August 17, 2018
FedExbox
A semi-educational/tutorial type DVD-ROM video game (like you use with an "X-Box" gaming system) which --- depending on which version is selected from the disc's menu --- allows the player to simulate either being a regular delivery-person who drives an ordinary FedEx van and drops off packages at homes and businesses, or piloting one of FedEx's commercial jetliners to make bulk deliveries of palletfuls of packages to central FedEx warehouses for sorting and re-routing in preparation for local deliveries.
FedEx supervisor: Wow --- your first day on the job and you're already a whiz at this! How'd you ever know so much about our delivery-system?
Teenage delivery-van driver, grinning appreciatively at the compliment: Oh, it was nothing, really... my parents bought me that cool hi-def 3-D-color-graphics "FedExbox" game for my birthday, and I loved playing it so much and eventually scored so high in all the levels that I decided to try out "the real thing".
Teenage delivery-van driver, grinning appreciatively at the compliment: Oh, it was nothing, really... my parents bought me that cool hi-def 3-D-color-graphics "FedExbox" game for my birthday, and I loved playing it so much and eventually scored so high in all the levels that I decided to try out "the real thing".
Three consonants and a dozen vowels
A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.
Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
Three consonants and a dozen vowels by QuacksO August 16, 2018
expletination
The shocked parents of the little girl in the infamous "diamonds in the rough" construction-crew story probably no longer allowed her to hang out with those crude-languaged fellows due to their habitual expletinations' having given her a bad case of "potty-mouth", as well.
expletination by QuacksO August 16, 2018
Yeah, I'll live
The grimly-humorous phrase that you wheezingly/gruntingly utter in reply to a concerned-for-your-welfare companion/assistant/bystander after your having let out assorted screams and groans from acute joint/muscle-pain while performing arduous/awkward tasks, and he asks a bit anxiously if you're okay.
Dude #1, groaningly straightening back up with a heaped tray of assorted dusty debris after having been hunkered down behind a tools-cabinet to clean out the small confined area behind it: OW-OW-OW-OW-AAAAAHHHHHHHH-OWWWWWWW!!!
Dude #2, reaching over the cabinet to take the tray from him and empty it in a nearby dumpster: Jeez-Louise --- you okay, Man???
Dude #1, still wincing in pain and trying to catch his breath again: Yeah, I'll live --- just barely. Stupid fibromyalgia and Arthur Itis!
Dude #2, reaching over the cabinet to take the tray from him and empty it in a nearby dumpster: Jeez-Louise --- you okay, Man???
Dude #1, still wincing in pain and trying to catch his breath again: Yeah, I'll live --- just barely. Stupid fibromyalgia and Arthur Itis!
Yeah, I'll live by QuacksO August 16, 2018
FedExbox
A semi-educational/tutorial type DVD-ROM video game (like you use with an "X-Box" gaming system) which --- depending on which version is selected from the disc's menu --- allows the player to simulate either being a regular delivery-person who drives an ordinary FedEx van for dropping off parcels to homes and businesses, or piloting one of FedEx's commercial jetliners to make bulk deliveries of palletfuls of packages to central FedEx warehouses for sorting and re-routing in preparation for local deliveries.
FedEx supervisor: Wow --- your first day on the job and you're already a whiz at this! How'd you ever know so much about our delivery-system?
Teenage delivery-van driver, grinning appreciatively at the compliment: Oh, it was nothing, really... my parents bought me that cool hi-def 3-D-color-graphics "FedExbox" game for my birthday, and I loved playing it so much and eventually scored so high in all the levels that I decided to try out "the real thing".
Teenage delivery-van driver, grinning appreciatively at the compliment: Oh, it was nothing, really... my parents bought me that cool hi-def 3-D-color-graphics "FedExbox" game for my birthday, and I loved playing it so much and eventually scored so high in all the levels that I decided to try out "the real thing".
A.K.A.-47
A "secondary" or "colloquial" term for the "weapon of choice" among soldiers and firearm-enthusiasts alike.