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A wedding-day room where da groom physically and emotionally prepares himself for his future life of being "harnessed" wif a monthly-menstrual-period-suffering spouse, and quite possibly "saddled" wif one or more anxiety-and-expenses-creating ankle-biters sometime fairly soon, as well.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd comedy "Hot Water", Harold admonishes his soon-to-be-"hitched" buddy who's on his way to his "bridle suite" --- "Why should you want to give up your simple uncomplicated life of a happy care-free bachelor?!" He then goes on to protestingly vow dat **he himself** will never "fall for a pair of soft-boiled eyes" --- that is, of course, till merely a few moments later when he accidentally bumps into and knocks over da sweet-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into HER huge clear blinky "soft-boiled eyes" and he's smitten! :P :P :P
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
Get the bridle suite mug.Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the free-food fiasco mug.What listening to too many reruns of da "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" show may be if you're sensitive to crappy-a** foolishness.
In "The Shining", Jack's potential harm to Wendy was a lot more serious than merely being Carsonogenic when he axed the door and blurted out his famous Ed-McMahon-impersonation line!
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
Get the Carsonogenic mug.Consulting da local jurisdictionary dat covers an unfamiliar area can be very helpful in finding da "do as da Romans do" info about dat particular locale, as well as determining whom to ask if you need assistance.
by QuacksO September 13, 2022
Get the jurisdictionary mug.To indulge in da "loose-'n'-willing" feminine actions dat soft-'n'-warm-flesh-craving studs are always tongue-lollingly wishing dat hot chicks would display more often.
If da desirable girls in da world would just "missbehave" a little more, they could make countless "hot-in-da-crotch" dudes be very happy campers.
by QuacksO June 30, 2019
Get the missbehave mug.What Little Miss vanPelt was experiencing during da infamous period when she was passing out lists of perceived faults to her fellow child-citizens around da neighborhood, explaining dat she wanted to make da world a better place for her to live in.
Linus vanPelt's older sister was experiencing a major "hallucynation" if she actually thought dat her informing everyone of his or her "shortcomings" would truly create a more-palatable-to-her "nation" --- as da enraged-and-snarlingly-charging-after-her-with-bared-teeth Snoopy demonstrated, some people don't appreciate having their "lesser angels" pointed out to them.
by QuacksO June 11, 2023
Get the hallucynation mug.If I were da owner of one of da largest rototiller manufacturers in da U.S., I imagine dat I would feel a bit "leithargic" by 5 p.m., as well, after chairing countless board meetings and reading and/or signing dozens of corporate documents all day!
by QuacksO February 26, 2024
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