Even da most pleasant and cheerful kiddie-party can quickly detearyorate as soon as da candy is brought out and starts making said pint-sized humans get hyper.
by QuacksO January 09, 2025
Getting off to either a certain fabric pattern, or to seeing a cute chick wearing a dress of said "country tablecloth" design.
Horny stud: I always have a major ginghasm within seconds of seeing any pretty farmer's daughter wearing dat simple-but-elegant basket-weave pattern, and so in order to not "waste my load" and make a huge mess in my shorts, I hastily ask said colorfully-clad cutie to lift up her nice cross-striped skirt and spread her legs for me so dat I can "deposit my eruption in da right place".
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
Ultra-orthodox religious crap that is so insipid and improbable-sounding that it makes you "sighingly" bored.
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
A tactile-sensory nerve in a woman's vaginal walls dat help her estimate how big a guy's hoo-haw is by measuring how much it trembles and throbs against said love-tunnel as he's thrusting inside of her.
Some male intercourse-partners ask a "new" lady --- i.e., one whom he's just met, and so she has not yet laid eyes on his guy-junk --- to let him start out having sex wif her without her actually seeing his "equipment" beforehand (this could be accomplished by either initially having her be blindfolded or simply beginning said bouncy-bouncy wif all da lights off), but instead merely notice how his love-pipe actually feels inside of her before deciding how satisfying its length/girth/shape is for her; in this instance, she needs to rely solely on her sizemometer to determine how well-hung he is.
by QuacksO June 08, 2023
Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."
by QuacksO September 03, 2013
Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".
Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.
by QuacksO February 12, 2020
Unspecified strong-liquor preparation.
Da character in Joe Diffie's famous song "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox" doesn't specify what type of "stiff drink" he wants placed in his hand; his request is gineric in nature.
by QuacksO June 27, 2023