QuacksO's definitions

heart and sole

Refers to da past-heavenly combination created when a warmly-smiling chick obligingly places her pretty feet against yer chest when requested, so dat ya can savor both da comforting/soothing feel of her cute toes, arches, and heels against yer collarbone and solar plexus, and da positive and openly/deeply-loving energy dat she's affectionately "pumping out through her feet" and into yer chest.

Perhaps da term here should be "heart and SOLES", since da cutie is putting BOTH of her lovely delectable tootsies against yer chest.

by QuacksO December 20, 2021

a real Codex moment

A photo-worthy instant during da 1980 Preakness where a racehorse illegally bumps or blocks a pretty little mare who otherwise would likely have won da race.

According to Google, da physical contact between Genuine Risk and a competing horse was a real Codex moment, and "still stings 40 years later".

by QuacksO April 11, 2023

Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.

Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!

by QuacksO July 12, 2023

skirtilage

Da off-limits "perimeter" surrounding a dolled-up chick dat's da diameter of da circle formed by da lower hem of her dress.

Once a hot number sits down, da radius of her skirtilage gets shortened considerably; in fact, if da lower half of da gown's fabric presses against said attractive gal's knees, dat might "conceivably" allow you to actually lift up said interfering material and perform da delightful "conceiving" action dat you'd been wanting to.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025

earregular

Something non-standard regarding yer hearing-dishes.

Da BFG had three earregularities, in dat said auditory appendages were very large, he could swivel them about, and he could detect super-faint sounds.

by QuacksO August 10, 2025

straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Plymouth Rock

The spot where the Mayflower landed, so named because the rock's shape somewhat resembled a Plymouth automobile. (Hey it must be true --- renowned historian Dave Barry said so himself! :P)

The whimsically-tasteful car-themed landscape (Cadillac Range/Tailfin Pass, Wheelwell Motel, Coolant-Filler-Cap Mesa, Hood-and-Fenders Bluffs, etc.) of Radiator Springs is hardly anything new --- almost 400 years ago, the Pilgrims named their original landing-point "Plymouth Rock" due to the rock's being shaped something like a Plymouth automobile.

by QuacksO June 21, 2018