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Whalin' Jennings

Da little-known "evil twin" to da famous and well-loved silky-throated county-music singer; he was always sneaking around trying to poach large finned sea-mammals when either the IWC or Greenpeace wasn't looking.
In the Steven Seagal film, "On Deadly Ground", the chief villain is named "Jennings" and his business is oil, so I wonder if this hombre was actually the infamous Whalin' Jennings, and he had simply switched to dishonestly going after crude oil after the "natural" kind became too legally-rasky to come by.
by QuacksO January 26, 2020
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alumentary school

Da period in yer early education when they teach you about common chemicals, such as those used in pickling and deodorant.
Da term "alumentary school" could also refer to certain "specialty" education such as cooking-class, where you learn da basics of baking and canning, including da Connecticut law dat says dat a pickle must bounce to be legally defined as a pickle and not just a cucumber.
by QuacksO July 1, 2020
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pollyunsaturated

Da healthiest kind of fat for your parrot to consume; check da ingredients on the cracker-box before feeding her one.
If you make sure to feed your chatty avian friend a diet that contains only pollyunsaturated fats, her feathers will be shiner and healthier, too, since all of a bird's body-fluids come from what it eats.
by QuacksO October 15, 2020
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pinch-hitter

A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.
One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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JEEP-PS

What da unreliable/obsolete satellite-navigation guidance often ends up being --- i.e., you get invalidly directed off onto some rough rutted seldom-used track dat only a sturdy 4WD vehicle could navigate!
Robin Williams' character in da comedy-film "RV" unwisely takes a JEEP-PS route dat causes him to get his huge rig high-centered on a rock.
by QuacksO April 30, 2022
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collobberation

A joint effort to pummel someone.
Da Three Stooges sure had a lotta collobberation throughout their various escapades.
by QuacksO February 22, 2020
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Droppler Effect

The weary jaded feeling of "letdown" that one usually experiences after a much-anticipated event (such as a talent-concert or other much-hyped cultural bash, dinner-date, "important" business meeting, etc.) which turns out to be significantly less satisfying or worthwhile than had been expected or hoped for. So, like the "Doppler Effect" that is heard as a noisy vehicle zooms by (the sound of the jalopy's engine is higher as it bears down on your position and then drops drastically in pitch as it rushes headlong into the distance), one's mood and emotions suffer a similar "roller-coaster" or "sugar-crash" journey... you are all keyed up and excited beforehand with your heartbeat going a-mile-a-minute as you eagerly anticipate the looked-forward-to event, and then afterwards you feel disappointed and exhausted, with your whole being slowed into a state of draggy disillusionment.
Cool dude #1: Zheesh, man --- THAT garage band really sucked... dunno when I've ever heard worse performing!
Cool dude #2: Ya, fer shure, buddy --- major Droppler Effect from THAT one!
by QuacksO November 17, 2011
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