Definitions by QuacksO

cottonuity 

Unbroken progression or integrity of natural-fiber products.

If you encounter cottonuity issues when sewing, try switching to polyester thread; it's known for more durability and stretch/flexibility.

cottonuity by QuacksO June 28, 2025

Heavenrude 

A brand of boat-motor dat is super-pleasant to operate.

Heavenrude outboards are easy to start, fuel-efficient, ultra-quiet, and don't vibrate da livin' daylights outta ya whenever ya decide to "open 'er up" a little.

Heavenrude by QuacksO June 27, 2025

Evinpolite 

Da "courteous" brand of outboard motor --- i.e., easy-starting, quiet, low vibration, etc.

Many of da newer prop-twirlers --- regardless of who manufactures them --- are "Evinpolite" models because they utilize four-stroke systems dat are both less noisy and more efficient than two-stroke versions.

Evinpolite by QuacksO June 27, 2025

okayos 

Total upheaval caused by being too agreeable.

Da term "okayos" could also refer to da stressed-out mindset dat one would feel if a fellow human is urgently/pesteringly trying to hurry/pressure him into agreeing to said pushy individuals wishes, viewpoints, etc. by loudly/naggingly saying, "Okay? Okay??? OKAY?!?!"

okayos by QuacksO June 27, 2025

alumeni 

"Bright" students who are a regular "flash of brilliance" in their school.

If you attend knight school --- I mean, NIGHT school; "alumini" is probably how you'd spell da term for sheet-metal-armor-wearing students --- you might want a few "alumeni" in yer class to help "light da way" during said wee hours.

alumeni by QuacksO June 27, 2025

probubba clause 

A legally-documented-but-little-known "rider bill" exception to da Fifth Amendment's warrant-obtaining requirement dat's given to Uncle Sam due to his being "Big Brother" and thus he should supposedly be privileged to snoop around anywhere/anytime he wants.

Tronald Dump wants to use da "probubba clause" doctrine to totally disregard our rights and privacy.

probubba clause by QuacksO June 25, 2025

Stanographer 

A court-typist who transcribes da clueless/.wimpy testimony of Ollie's best buddy.

As absurd as what da slimmer member of "Da Boys" often says, it seems amazing dat any Stanographer could keep a straight face when recording said blithering/blubbering speech.

Stanographer by QuacksO June 25, 2025