QuacksO's definitions

dorability

Da measure of how physically robust everyone's favorite pint-sized cropped-brunette adventurer is.

Da term "dorability" could also refer to da degree of continued popularity of Little Miss Explorer's show --- i.e., how well said kiddie-series has "stood da test of time".

by QuacksO January 17, 2025

incomepetence

An inability to knowledgeably/effectively/responsibly manage earned assets, plan and maintain a budget, save/invest for the future, etc.

Due to his whiny-a** "affluenza" issues, Ethan Couch showed gross financial incomepetence by squandering money, misbehaving in catastrophically-irresponsible ways which resulted in voluminous legal-expenses for his parents, etc.

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

Yassar Arathin

A little-known relative of the infamous fanatical Palestinian political "heavyweight". Far less militaristic or radical (not to mention a lot less corpulent --- i.e., "fat") than his "black sheep" kinsman, he emigrated to the United States and founded a clinic for helping people lose weight and achieve trim fitness.

Yassar Arathin has enjoyed modest success with his dieting clinic; he has also made a small side-business of helping people decide how to spell the last name of another infamous Arab extremist leader, Muammar Gaddafi (or "Gadhaffi", "Khadaffi", "Quadaffi", etc.).

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

oliver oil

A rich greasy fluid that if ingested causes you to act in a really "slippery" manner like da infamous Ollie North.

Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

jeannieus

A really smart/clever/learned lady named Jeannie.

The word "jeannieus" is totally fine all on its own, but a similarly-spelled word can refer to a different type of superior intellect or capability --- if a guy is a "jeanius", it means that he is an expert at sweet-talking a hot chick into letting him get in her pants.

by QuacksO November 15, 2020

homeowener

Refers to someone who has a mortgage on his house.

I'd rather pay cash for a somewhat-run-down "fixer-upper" than buy a fancy-pants pad and then be a homeowener for da next thirty years!

by QuacksO March 17, 2019

unanamous

Where both of your grandmothers agree on something.

Toddler: I sooooo didn't wanna go to the dentist for my toothache, so I asked for a second opinion. Mom and Dad obligingly called their mothers over to hear my tearful pleas for mercy, but they unanamously agreed with my parents.

by QuacksO January 3, 2020