QuacksO's definitions

jauntrepreneur

A toddler who is just starting out walking significant distances.

Johnny Day was a famous jauntrepreneur in later 1800's.

by QuacksO November 4, 2025

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.

You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P

by QuacksO January 13, 2024

missileaneous

Assorted large/high-powered ordnance.

Clarence Boddicker asks if he can have access to missileaneous weaponry to hunt down Robocop; Dick Jones smirkingly answers that OCP "practically IS the military", and thus he can provide any super-powerful explosive devices that Clarence desires.

by QuacksO December 12, 2017

ekhanomy

Da processes of money-management and efficient use of resources employed on da planet Ceti Alpha V.

Perhaps da overall ekhanomy on a certain outer-space colony might have been more tolerable and peaceable if its leader hadn't been such a "wrathful" individual.

by QuacksO December 24, 2022

alumony

Financial-support payments you make to someone to recompense him for your not having made his pickles crisp enough.

Someone in Connecticut was censured in the late '40's for selling pickles that didn't bounce; he had to pay some hefty alumony for said infraction.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

repercussins

Assorted "salty" language dat you hear when someone discovers da unwelcome fact dat there actually ARE are undesirable consequences of unwise/dishonest actions.

We seldom hear them in his actual presidential speeches, but Tricky Dick's repercussins were notorious behind closed doors; he absolutely detested it whenever things didn't go his way regarding his super-questionable abuses-of-leadership-powers shenanigans!

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Reese's Disease

A birth-defect-related health-complication caused by the mother's consuming excessive quantities of Resse's candy during pregnancy.

Reese's Disease can have many forms, but the most common symptom is a noticeably overweight baby.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018