QuacksO's definitions
To take a different travel-route in order to avoid having to bid farewell to one or more fellow humans.
In one of da "Garish Summit" episodes of da "Bob and Ray Show", da "Caldwell Merchfield" character tells da butler Wilford dat he wants to sneak out of da house at midnight to avoid having to go through "a long tearful goodbye" wif Miss Agatha or anybody else; da audience knows by this time dat this assertion is total hokum. of course --- da real reason dat Caldwell (not his real name, although we never learn what his name actually is) feels da need to perform said "byepass" is dat things are getting too hot for him in dat "stately splendor" community (a warrant has already been sworn out for his arrest due to his having embezzled huge sums from da Merchfield Lead Company to pay off mobster Harold W. Bigg for Caldwell's gambling debts), plus he does not want da authorities to find out who he really is.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
Get the byepassmug. The overused and ludicrously transparent procedure of trying to guilt-trip an over-indulger into reducing/eliminating his consumption of the unhealthful/expensive product by trying to appeal to his inherent consideration for fellow humans on the planet who might wish to have a little of the same item for themselves, too. This "this stuff is in alarmingly short supply, so don't hog it all for yourself" technique is seldom overly effective, especially in the modern-day computer age, wherein the glutton can simply “hop online” and find out for himself whether there is actually any imminent risk of said product’s being placed on the endangered species list.
I tried the worldwide shortage strategy on my corpulent cousin to try to convince her to cut back on the chips and chocolate bars, but she just showed me an article on MSNBC that described how the snack-food companies are currently experiencing a junk-food glut in their warehouses, what with so many people’s jumping on the health-nut bandwagon.
by QuacksO June 27, 2016
Get the worldwide shortage strategymug. Onomatopoeia for da sound dat semi-thick liquid makes when gluggingly emanating from an orifice in a non-vented container --- such as a can or bottle, oil-pan, storage-tank, etc. --- dat prevents said fluid from flowing out smoothly, but instead forces it to exit in a series of rhythmic gushes as a bubble of air gets sucked back in each time to take da place of da liquid as it pours out.
Winnie the Pooh always uses wide-mouth jars to store his "hunny" so dat he can easily and quickly access said sticky-sweet comestible by simply dipping his paw in, rather than his having to arms-achingly hold said container up over his head and let da precious "liquid gold" slowly "ibloob... ibloob... ibloob..." its way out of da jug's small neck and into his hungry mouth.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
Get the ibloob... ibloob... ibloob...mug. Allowing children to partake of "merely a game of chance" recreation that merely uses a number-spinner or dice --- instead of actual skills, talent, or knowledge --- is just gonna start them down the road to debetchery!
by QuacksO April 17, 2022
Get the debetcherymug. Hey, hey --- take it easy --- my trusty steed merely has a sore foot from losing a shoe... no need to get all hysterical or call da bleepin' hosspital!
by QuacksO February 26, 2019
Get the hosspitalmug. I applied for a lumberjack's job and answered "excelled at loggerithms in high school" when I was asked what experience I had in da field. I got da job, but my foreman still just gives me a blank puzzled look each morning when I ask if he has any loggerithms for me to work out prior to our heading out into da forest.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the loggerithmsmug. Having sex wif a horse while he's cantering along can be a bit of a challenge of physics and engineering. One way to attain successful clopulation might be to attach da saddle backwards and underneath his belly instead of on his back, so dat you're positioned underneath your huge "stud-muffin" and facing in reverse towards his hind legs; strap da stirrups across his back wif a belt to provide support for your feet, so dat you won't succumb to da pull of gravity during said delightful operation.
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
Get the clopulationmug.