QuacksO's definitions

starcasm

Where you treat someone like a famous Hollywood figure in order to ridicule him.

I always try to be super-humble and respectful to all of my acquaintances, so I try to avoid starcasm at all costs!

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

one-pillow relationship

Refers to a couple's "close 'n' cuddly" status whereby one adoring partner usually sleeps with his/her head nestled on da other person's chest, eliminating da need for his/her own bed-pillow.

Not only do Tiffany and I totally have a "one-pillow relationship", but happily it "works in both directions", too --- either she snoozes wif her ear contentedly resting on my "warm fuzzy chest", or I savoringly lay my face on da warm silky-smooth patch above her soft ample "pillows" and doze off almost immediately.

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

floorgery

Putting secret trapdoors or other non-solid coverings over a pit or other hollow in a walking-surface in da hopes of tricking one or more humans into getting caught.

Having a blind man go first in an "uncertain" area can help ferret out any areas of floorgery, in dat said sightless dude's tapping stick --- and his accumulated experience in detecting spots dat are unsafe to walk on --- will likely reveal if da proceeding terrain is treacherous.

by QuacksO August 27, 2023

missage

A delightful rubbing/kneading of a single chick's sumptuous softness.

If you play yer cards right when interacting wif a hot chick, she might eventually let you give her a missage!

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

advocot

A supportive sidekick who lobbies for your being allowed to "crash for a spell" on a folding bed.

If a teenage girl strongly "advocotes" for letting her heart-throb stay overnight, one should strongly wonder if merely a good night's sleep is actually the only thing that she has in mind for said raging-hormones-steeped male admirer! :P

by QuacksO December 10, 2024

gallium arsonide

A chemical compound dat makes solar panels catch fire.

So they use both lithium-ion batteries AND gallium arsonide photo-voltaic cells in solar-powered cars --- no WONDER they're erupting in flames all da time!!!
(Disclaimer --- actually, there are apparently far FEWER electric-vehicle fires than those involving petrol-powered conveyances --- I was just having fun here.)

by QuacksO April 28, 2025

scorepion

A high-rating "warrior" who obsessively strives to always get a better mark than anyone else.

I don't generally participate in any community competitions --- too many scorepions among da players!

by QuacksO December 22, 2022