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allewde

To suggest or hint at something of "questionable" nature.
If I merely allewde to my lecherous feelings towards a co-worker as opposed to just coming out and stating how I feel, is that still considered sexual harassment?
by QuacksO February 26, 2021
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lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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Consumo Reports

A published-for-da-general-public-BY-da-general-public periodical dat details and compares how skilled-'n'-successful da contemporary athletes in da wrestling world are.
My girlfriend and I love to engage in playful tussles, but it's just all in fun; nuthin' to contact Consumo Reports about!
by QuacksO November 13, 2023
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hypocondria

A mental malady whereby one greatly fears being flimflammed at any time.
Hypocondria is bad enough, since it often means dat you automatically may not trust anyone who comes to you wif a new proposal or idea. But "hypocondoria" is even more debilitating, in dat it involves a constant fear of being attacked by huge ugly scavenger birds!
by QuacksO June 29, 2021
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Calipso

A Greek nymph with such a lusciously soft warm mouth that she was able to charm Odysseus into staying with her for seven years by giving him phenomenally pleasurable blowjobs every day.
If Calipso had such wonderful male-pleasuring-equipment "upstairs", one can just imagine how absolutely insanely delectable her DOWNSTAIRS "lips" must have been. Maybe if she had offered Odysseus access to these sumptuous womanly treasures in addition to her "kissing parts", he might have changed him mind about wanting to leave her and return to his wife.
by QuacksO January 21, 2020
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Piss Pissedofferson

Evil-tempered older first cousin to the famous mustachioed musician/actor.
Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
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shampoorone

A rigorously-watchful "dutch uncle" or "battle-ax aunt" who hangs around and makes sure dat someone washes his hair correctly and thoroughly.
Da term "shampoorone" could also refer to a similar type of eagle-eyed honesty/diligence-freak as described above, but one who instead simply monitors da shower/bathtub while two individuals are sharing a scrub-a-dub, to make sure dat no "funny business" goes on during said "steamy" encounter.
by QuacksO May 7, 2022
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