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Definitions by QuacksO

The hollow-tubular stamping-bit used to produce allergy-relief tablets.
With the hot weather, there has been a lot more dust and pollen in the air, so Johnson & Johnson's Benadrill machines have been working overtime to keep up with the demand for allergy-relief medicine.
Benadrill by QuacksO October 2, 2018

Game over --- insert coin

The most dreaded and agony/humiliation-producing phrase that teenagers from the '80's could possibly see. It implied that they were a total klutz at a particular arcade-game.
{{Pac-Man gets "munched" for da last time}} "Bee-yeayayeayayeayayeayayeayayeaya-bweep-bweep!" "Game over --- insert coin"

YouTube-recommendation-induced delay 

Refers to the postponement that inevitably occurs when you go to watch a certain video on YouTube, but there are one or more irresistibly-interesting other videos that are offered on the home-page, and so you spend the next 45 minutes viewing those other videos before you finally bring up the one you'd originally gone there to watch (if you can even remember which one it was, of course, after totally saturating your brain wif all of dat OTHER delightful/fascinating/informative content).
When I'd originally brought up the YouTube homepage, I was just wanting to watch a 5-minute instructional-video on how to re-assemble the carburetor on a Weed Wacker after cleaning it, but I ended up spending over an hour at it thanks to YouTube-recommendation-induced delay!

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late 

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

prudent pre-shower protective procedures 

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.

Ignorandy 

The bombastic business-partner of Ignoramos in the famous 1940's-era dumba** radio-comedy duo.
Old fogy #1: So you just received a newly-released CD-compilation of the Ignoramos and Ignorandy radio show?
Old fogy #2: A-yep --- the complete first six seasons. Seasons 7-through-12 are scheduled to be released later this year.
Ignorandy by QuacksO October 1, 2018

compulsive torx-bit saver 

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?