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Khanference

A group-meeting either chaired by or discussing da infamous Mr. Noonien-Singh.
Some business/congressional meetings are so heated and devoid of reason or humanity dat they might as well be Khanferences.
by QuacksO April 2, 2022
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predassessor

A pain-in-da-a** auditor from ancient times, prior to modern-day inspector-bureaucrats.
Da term "predassessor" could also sarcastically refer to da "wolf or jackal" mindset of an individual who checks/estimates da value of something taxable, in dat you feel like they're "preying on you" for every penny they can supposedly justify to squeeze out of you.
by QuacksO August 14, 2025
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healthy, wealthy, and wise

A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
by QuacksO February 23, 2017
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indigencetion

An illness of the stomach caused by excessive poverty.
Ethan lazin'-around-on-the-Couch should be inoculated with the indigencetion virus, so that his sorry ass can actually experience that legitimately-distressing condition as a "counter-malady" to his pathetic cry-baby "affluenza" excuse.
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
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rangxiety

Da concerned trepidation dat you feel whenever you think dat you might have missed hearing someone calling you.
Installing an outdoor phone-bell or carrying a cordless phone in your pocket whenever you spend an extended time-period out in your yard can greatly help reduce feelings of rangxiety.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
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televaginalist

A "fallen saint" of da "boob-tube" who secretly "played wif boobs" and other intimate parts of women's anatomy.
Da two infamous "Jehovah Jimmies" were examples of televaginalists --- they didn't exactly go "swaggarting" around about said indiscretions, though, plus they felt hotter than a "bakker's" oven when they were totally "roasted" by da media.
by QuacksO December 21, 2025
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oglalagarchy

Da governing body of da Native American community around Pine Ridge, South Dakota.
I scrupulously behaved myself and was polite to everyone I met around town while visiting friends in Manderson, SD, and so I had zero scoldings or other problems wif da local oglalagarchy.
by QuacksO January 24, 2024
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