Da owl and da pussycat were obviously very fond of each other, shared a wonderful seagoing voyage in their pea-green boat, and actually got married at da end of da poem, so I see little indication dat da whiskered lady would have had reason to think of mewtiny during their journey.
by QuacksO May 14, 2022
Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".
I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.
by QuacksO December 07, 2019
What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.
by QuacksO January 06, 2023
A "standard progression" of guilty feelings and regret dat one suffers due to his repeatedly performing unwise actions which he realizes are not sensible but still fails to learn/deviate from.
Da aptly-named actress who plays Blanche Devereaux apparently wasn't really all that much different in real life from her "bouncing from one guy to another" Golden Girls character --- Ms. McClanahan had quite a RUEtine of marriages and divorces, six in all!!
by QuacksO February 18, 2020
"Crying poor mouth" in long drawn-out wails and whines, in an effort to deceive others into thinking dat you're "barely scraping by", when in reality you're merely a tightwad who actually has adequate assets to live/behave reasonably.
People who live in fancy houses and drive luxury cars are probably just being parsimoanious if they sorrowfully sigh dat they lack sufficient funds to provide occasional minor assistance to less-fortunate fellow humans.
by QuacksO July 27, 2023
Da bu**s**t results of a lie-detector-test dat were unusable 'cuz da polygraph machine ran outta trace-scribing pigment.
Whenever da "good ol' boy" top-brass military officials had Ollie North submit to fibber-checking diagnoses during da Iran-Contra scandal, they always claimed dat said tests were inkconclusive... sounds to me like they either didn't wanna implicate "one of their own", or they were merely paid off to purposely sabotage da machine beforehand.
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
A "phony-baloney" document dat is duplicated three times so dat all of da swindled parties get a copy.
Committing a fourgery is doubly dangerous in dat not only are you committing fraud, but if so many different people get to see your worthless-instrument contract-paper, at least one of them may spot some red flag and point it out to each other and/or da authorities, and then you'll be in "quadruple da trouble"!
by QuacksO June 09, 2023