Definitions by QuacksO
wrist-clap
Where ya gently grasp someone's wrists in yer hands and softly clap his palms together in a varying rhythmic "cadence".
Wrist-clap is mostly popular with small children, but cute chicks sometimes enjoy having a nice guy perform it with their hands, too; it's a simple form of playfully expressing affectionate tenderness.
wrist-clap by QuacksO October 6, 2018
Missizippy
A southern state where everyone drinks way too much coffee and thus frenetically flits about all day, making visitors/newcomers bewildered and nervous.
The coffee-guzzling citizens of Missizippy not only "whiz around at high speed" all the time, but they also have to stop and "take a whiz" many times a day, since activity-revving coffee also "goes right through you" at a comparably-rapid pace.
Missizippy by QuacksO October 6, 2018
Massachoosetts
I tend to be extra-susceptible to airborne-contagions from fellow humans, so I avoid visiting Massachoosetts whenever possible.
Massachoosetts by QuacksO October 6, 2018
palm-juggle
Where ya playfully "bounce" someone's hands up and down by lightly slapping his palms upwards from below with your hands, like you're juggling tennis-balls.
Hand-stack and wrist-clap are awesome ways to have fun wif pretty girls, but smilingly playing palm-juggle is even more likely to elicit da delighted giggles from dem.
palm-juggle by QuacksO October 6, 2018
live off the land
Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.
Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!
live off the land by QuacksO October 5, 2018
cardiac arrest
Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.
cardiac arrest by QuacksO October 5, 2018
reverse test-taking
Where you don't physically/emotionally feel up to insipidly wading through an entire 0%!$&@# textbook-article prior to taking the post-test, and so you simply take the test "first" instead of "last", skimming the book to locate just the answer to each question as you read it off from the test-sheet.
I was always a low-stamina student with short attention-span and poor concentration, so I always had to perform just the reverse test-taking method to pass my exams.
reverse test-taking by QuacksO October 5, 2018