QuacksO's definitions

aussiellation

What Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee did regarding his locale over da course of da three movies --- i.e., he vacillated between living in da Outback and in various American cities like NYC and L.A.

Much of da humor in da "Crocodile Dundee" series derives from da classic "fish out of water" concept of back-woods hillbillies' trying to fit in socially in "modern metropolis" settings, so perhaps da movies' frequent aussiellations were an integral part of said funny flicks' hilarity.

by QuacksO January 22, 2025

church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Spain and uffering

What you sue a Mexican or Conquistador contractor for when he installs one or more grounding-rods incorrectly, poorly, in da wrong place, etc, therefore supposedly causing you undue distress.

If you don't wanna get your sorry a** hauled into court for an excessively-wet-locale code-violation --- and da resulting "Spain and uffering" dat da home/business-owner withstood --- when installing earthing-bars, you will need to steer clear of planting said lightning-dissipators into any area of da PLAIN, since we know dat da RAIN is known to pool up MAINLY on dat region of da country's topography.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

evictim

What an ex-squatter blubberingly claims to be after getting thrown out of a residence dat he has no legal right to occupy.

Tronald Dump squallingly claims to be an evictim of shoddy and/or dishonest voting-processes; whether or not it's true, however, he has no room to talk, since events leading up to his OWN election were highly questionable.

by QuacksO March 9, 2021

moocho

An arrogant over-confident "tough guy" mentality that in reality is only possible because the mean-tempered dude is always getting physical/verbal backup and/or other assistance from one or more fellow males who are genuinely strong/brave; like many so-called "macho" guys, he's actually just a sniveling coward if he's on his own.

Tronald Dump is just a big blustering moocho --- it it weren't for Dear Old Daddy's wealth that he inherited, he'd be pichin' camp at da poorhouse.

by QuacksO May 6, 2018

honorous

Strength/patience/resources-sapping due to da fact dat you are considered obligated to perform said exhausting action out of a sense of duty to your fellow man, da environment, etc.

Having to place flags all around a cemetery on Memorial Day can be a really honorous task, especially during foul weather.

by QuacksO February 11, 2022

assertain

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.

A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.

by QuacksO February 28, 2019