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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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saidiment

Heavier-than-usual "particles" of verbally-administered (i.e., "said to you") of b**ls**t that tend to settle to da bottoms of your ear-canals and clog 'em up instead of simply "passing through" --- i.e., "going in one ear and out da other" --- da way normal-weight crap-trap should.
One should periodically see an ear-specialist to have his ear-canals cleaned of saidiment if he is frequently subjected to one or more bee-essers for extended periods.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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titters

Stifled snickers and whispered comments uttered by the various members of a group of guys when they observe that the bikini-top, bra, etc. worn by a female (particularly one whom the guys are not overly fond of, either because they view her as being “full of herself”, or because she shoves lots of criticism and unwanted advice down their throats and/or otherwise acts like a feminist b***h to them) has slipped aside or come off without her being aware of it, leaving at least one of her titties exposed.
Us guys were just trying to soak up some afternoon sunshine at the beach, but that local “neighborhood grandma” was standing there blocking our light and trying to lecture us about the “fallacies of laziness”. Didn't we have some major titters when her limp skimpy string-thing slipped up and we stared at her hooters all during the speech --- we didn't hear a word she said! Wonder what kinda mortified hissy-fit she had sometime later on whenever she finally discovered it! Served her right --- some NERVE she had, disturbing our relaxation by regaling us with her long-winded harangue about “you will regret your indolence later in life”!
by QuacksO November 29, 2011
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rhettoric

Puffery regarding Clark Gable's most famous character.
Some people make a big deal about how supposedly charming and suave da leading man in "Gone With The Wind" is, but I felt generally turned off by him as just an arrogant dandy, so I think dat da praise is really just a lotta rhettoric.
by QuacksO August 2, 2021
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Piss Pissedofferson

Evil-tempered older first cousin to the famous mustachioed musician/actor.
Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
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hypocondria

A mental malady whereby one greatly fears being flimflammed at any time.
Hypocondria is bad enough, since it often means dat you automatically may not trust anyone who comes to you wif a new proposal or idea. But "hypocondoria" is even more debilitating, in dat it involves a constant fear of being attacked by huge ugly scavenger birds!
by QuacksO June 29, 2021
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allewde

To suggest or hint at something of "questionable" nature.
If I merely allewde to my lecherous feelings towards a co-worker as opposed to just coming out and stating how I feel, is that still considered sexual harassment?
by QuacksO February 26, 2021
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