Definitions by QuacksO
Better'n's Administration
The US Better'n's Administration supposedly offers counselling for PTSD, but all they really do is maintain the ex-soldier's stuck-up attitude and try to make him forget that in reality he deserves no extra respect or consideration at all... he didn't truly "serve our country"; he merely killed a whole bunch of people, and so he's nothing but a trained murderer.
Better'n's Administration by QuacksO October 22, 2018
Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!
How Daffy Duck responded to the bear's sway-mooning him after crossing over to the other side of the hunting-boundary --- i.e., he was offended by the bear's cheekiness, and so he fired some shots in the bear's direction at the next chance he got.
Shortly after Daffy Duck performed the whole, "Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!" routine, he did indeed manage to score a glancing hit on the bear's butt and blow off a patch of fur, so the bear vengefully stuffed Daffy's beak full of shotgun-shells and catapulted him through the air so that he slammed head-first into a tree, setting off the shells one by one and causing massive jets of flame to blast out of Daffy's mouth for some time afterwards.
Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW! by QuacksO October 22, 2018
typical "bachelor pad" cuisine
"Undignified" or "bare basics" foods like quick-oats mixed with milk and raisins, canned stew/sausages/beans eaten straight out of the can, etc.
Self-sufficient dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany accepts me as I am and is always okay with just the typical "bachelor pad" cuisine that I feed her whenever she comes over... she values my companionship and caring, she realizes that I am always kind and generous in my own way, and she is grateful for any and all help that I give her, and so she doesn't mind my somewhat-cluttered digs or the hard-boiled eggs and cold "reduced for quick sale" sandwiches soaked in whole milk that I typically serve her for snacks.
typical "bachelor pad" cuisine by QuacksO October 21, 2018
Sigh... gonna be here a while
What you say to your helper-buddy shortly after starting out on a tedious task that has shown itself to be a lot more complicated, slow-progressing, and/or time-consuming than you'd originally expected, or to a delinquent or other emotionally/mentally-challenged client who is unable/unwilling to just give you simple straight answers.
Dr. Phil: Let's talk about your childhood.
Madea: (with cheeky cheerfulness) Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil: Okay, let's try a different approach. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (breezily): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil: Sigh... gonna be here a while!
Madea: (with cheeky cheerfulness) Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil: Okay, let's try a different approach. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (breezily): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil: Sigh... gonna be here a while!
Sigh... gonna be here a while by QuacksO October 20, 2018
laundry-saver
I'll say one thing for nudist colonies --- they surely take the "laundry-saver" notion to a whole new level... they are known for buying very little detergent or fabric-softener, especially during warmer months.
laundry-saver by QuacksO October 20, 2018
toadily
Wholly pertaining to the topic of a small bumpy/leathery-skinned amphibian that's been dubbed "the gardener's best friend", since it devours harmful bugs and worms.
padded playpen
Horny stud: Anytime I meet a new "willing" girl and bring her home, da first place I steer her towards is da good ol' padded playpen... about da only exception would be if it's a really hot day,, in which case we go freshen up in da shower first, then towel off and jump under da covers.
padded playpen by QuacksO October 20, 2018