QuacksO's definitions

recivetism

Refers to da frequency of "putting da cat back in da cage" happenings --- i.e., where a supposedly-domesticated feline is returned by its new owners to da animal-shelter due to its LACK of said "domestication" --- in a particular geographical area.

How a pound feeds and otherwise treats its "meow and purr" residents often has a great impact on recivetism --- da more-nutritionally-healthy and well-cared-for an animal is, da better da chance is dat it will be a calm-mannered pet for someone.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023

Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

sackrilege

Used in Merry Olde England to describe a totally-outrageous (i.e., undeserved) firing of one or more employees.

Tronald Dump committed major sackrilege on a regular basis on episodes of "The Apprentice".

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

by QuacksO January 6, 2020

goodbuying

What you'll eventually be doing to a person who makes excessive purchases.

If an acquaintance of yours keeps mooching money off of you because there are so many instances of a "good buy" on assorted merchandise, you'll have to be "goodbuying" him sometime before you run out of savings. :P

by QuacksO December 30, 2024

eggnoggin

Da headachy fuzzy-brained feeling dat you wake up with after an evening of gluttonously guzzling "thickened flavored milk" Christmas-cordial. Said painful woozy hangover can occur even if said super-rich liquid-libation isn't of the "spiked" variety, since each sip packs so many calories and carbs.

I really "went to town" scooping up bargains at WalMart's post-Christmas groceries-sale, and now I gots a major case of eggnoggin!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2020

commontary

Ordinary descriptive/explanatory palaver dat is boring and humdrum.

Every presidential campaign and election is pretty much da same, and so da reporters covering said events all give similar commontary.

by QuacksO March 25, 2023