ambidextrose

Da ability to pick up containers of corn-syrup from a shelf on either side of da supermarket-aisle.
If you consume significant amounts of unhealthful sugar-type substances over a long enough period of time, you will likely become so "ballooned out" on both sides dat you may even cease to be ambidextrose while shopping for yet more of your sickly-sweet baking ingredients!!
by QuacksO December 04, 2020
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ghost writers in the sky

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.
An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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overzellas

Excessively interested or attentive regarding someone named Zella.
Seems like your whiny hot-chick main squeeze wif an unusual name perpetually complains dat either she feels ignored, or dat you're being overzellas! Can't win no matter WHAT ya do.
by QuacksO May 19, 2023
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siouxicide

What General Custer should have realized his foolhardy attack with so many feather-headdress-wearing enemies would be.
I ain't gonna fight an entire Native-American village --- that'd be siouxicide!
by QuacksO March 07, 2019
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Albuquirkue

Da uniquely-unusual Spanish-culture-rich city in Bernalillo County, New Mexico.
I love da odd 'n' different, so I think I'll vacation in Albuquirkue and have a look around.
by QuacksO March 04, 2021
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dillusional

Having absurd fantasies regarding tasty tangy herbs.
Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022
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mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.
Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!
by QuacksO November 05, 2023
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