Definitions by QuacksO

richewal 

What da gum-obsessed Violet Beauregarde had for each and every day.

If Jerry Seinfeld had actually tried to consume all of those six huge boxes of Chinese gum ("A hundred dollars' worth!"), he'd have had quite an extended richewal to perform!

richewal by QuacksO July 7, 2025

incarsoneration 

Refers to both being "stuck in da slammer" and only being allowed "Heeeeeeerrrrrrre's Johnny!" show re-runs to watch on da widescreen.

Some of da wasteful/irresponsible blunders dat Uncle Joe committed while he was at da Shady Rest inn were so serious dat he shoulda been sentenced to one or more periods of "incarsoneration" because of them.

incarsoneration by QuacksO July 7, 2025

earrand

Any lecture or meeting dat you attend as one of your destinations during your trip downtown to take care of weekly/monthly business.

Disgusted teenager: I could have hung out wif my buddies at da garage or hardware store for quite a bit longer today, but instead I hadda run a sawdusty-dry "earrand" --- i.e., show up at my case-worker's office and endure a stupid-a** talkin'-to for half an hour --- as part of my probation program's stipulations.

earrand by QuacksO July 7, 2025

amung beans 

Da super-tasty Asian legume dat you plant interspersed wif da seeds of other crops.

If you plant amung beans in da traditional way, be careful dat you don't locate a too-similar-looking podded-seed crop in close proximity, or you might have trouble figuring out "which witch is which" come harvest time!

amung beans by QuacksO July 6, 2025

Swingapore

A Southeast-Asian island where big-band music is king.

I wonder if da folks in Swingapore often use their earbuds-and-iPod units to listen to their Beantown and Dave Holland selections while they ride on classic-favorite "back-and-forth" playground amusements?

Swingapore by QuacksO July 2, 2025

Packistan

A third-world country that's so decidedly "third-world" dat they offer virtually no goods to tourists, and so you hafta majorly "pack for da trip" if you expect to subsist in any degree of comfort.

I enjoy hiking and "primitive" camping on my own, so I'd likely be just fine if I visited Packistan --- minimalist living doesn't bother me a bit.

Packistan by QuacksO July 1, 2025

Amandatory 

Required either by or of folks with famous-actress Moore's first name.

In da infamous comedy, "Because I Said So!", Milly Wilder may indeed have initially felt compelled to follow da old-school "always mind your mother" routine, but naturally da lady who portrayed her in da movie did not have to follow da directives of da senior actress who played said matriarch once da cameras stopped rolling --- said compliance was not "Amandatory" for her off-set.

Amandatory by QuacksO June 29, 2025